Chelsea v Fulham - 2:1 - José Mourinho was in the stands to watch this game. It does not seem that long, but Ancelotti is the fourth manager since the departure of ‘the special one’. Ancelotti made six changes to his previous line-up and Zhirkov, the £18m Russian, made his first start in blue. Gera took advantage of Chelsea’s fragile defence and scored within the first five minutes. In reply Drogba got his 19th goal of the season with a good header (73), largely against the run of play. Fulham lost the game with a most unfortunate own goal by Smalling (75). Chelsea were not at their best but Fulham, as they did in this match, take the game to all their opponents. They also defend well and were unlucky to lose this fixture. After the early Chelsea defensive cock-up, John Motson, commentating for the Beeb, observed; ‘I wonder what Mourinho thinks about that. Those sort of errors did not happen too often when he was manager. ’ Don’t we all wonder, Motty? And it poses the question on whether Mr Abramovich (if he watches them at all) reviews replays of his team’s performances with the commentary turned down, or off. Luckily for Chelsea, with several players about to leave for the Africa Cup of Nations, Anelka is due to make his return shortly.
Wolves v Man City - 0:3 - City home in on the top four as Mancini notches up six points after two games (and two clean sheets) in charge, City's first away win for three months, played in fog at Molineux. Mancini (still sporting his scarf) started Bellamy rather than Robinho. Wolves came off the blocks quickest but do not have the finishing quality of the wealthier teams and could not convert any of their chances. Bellamy missed, unusually, at point blank range, but soon made up for it, his pace and sharp cross allowed Tevez to score by deflection (33). Bellamy missed another sitter in the second half, and Wolves had further good chances which were saved. Tevez sized up a free kick and took attention away from Garrido, who scored City’s second goal (69) infuriating Mr McCarthy, who objected to the free kick being awarded (Bellamy should have been given offside just beforehand). Then it was Tevez’ turn to miss an opportunity after a good City build-up, but he got his second goal (86) after Robinho (on for Bellamy) fired in a long-range low cross. McCarthy - 'I'm not going to comment on it (City's second goal). It might cost me a few quid if I do… But in terms of our performance, I thought the final score-line was very harsh.' Mancini - 'To play like that just two days after beating Stoke makes me very happy because we played very well. In Italy it is impossible to play two games in three days, but this is England and this was a fantastic performance.' Can't play two games in three days? That's why you have so many Bank Holidays over there, Roberto.
Tottenham v West Ham - 2:0 - The last time the Hammers beat Spurs St Hal was their manager. Well, he isn’t now and much as this column respects Zola there was a clear gulf in quality, West Ham, particularly being hit with injuries. Modric opened the account for Spurs (11) after Lennon’s pace sliced through West Ham’s defence like a super-heated knife through easy-spread butter. Crouch might have had another, Defoe a third, Lennon a fourth, Huddlestone a fifth and Crouch a sixth. Finally, after so many missed chances and with some edginess creeping into their game, Defoe settled the outcome with a thudding strike following a save to his first shot (81). St Hal denied rumours that Parker (or any other player) is on his way to White Hart Lane - ‘We’ve got a good squad here.’ He’s right. Zola - ‘I got players out, but, as long as the players give me performance like today, I’m going to be all right.’ Your Ear hopes so.
Stoke City v Birmingham - 0:1 - Beattie started for the first time in five weeks. No doubt his boss was in a good mood. Jerome scrambled in Birmingham’s only goal (50), but Paul Hart made at least three superb saves from good Stoke efforts to keep a clean sheet, Gordon Banks, England’s legendary goal-keeper, was watching this game and would no doubt have approved of Hart’s performance, even though he supports Stoke. Stoke were unfortunate overall to lose this game but were most unlucky to have been denied a good penalty shout. It’s sometimes hard to understand how referees, who are paid to watch the game, after all, can miss the bleedin’ obvious.
Blackburn v Sunderland - 2:2 - Bent opened the scoring from a close range opportunity (52) only for Pedersen to level the match a minute later with Blackburn’s first home goal in five hours of match play. Blackburn missed chances to take the lead, but Bent got his and Sunderland’s second goal in the 65th minute. Big Sam made three substitutions to shake things up and bad boy Diouf came on and scored the equalizer for Blackburn (77). Good saves by Sunderland prevented Blackburn from snatching the winner late in the game. Steve Bruce, almost admiringly, - ‘Blackburn always ask you questions.’
Everton v Burnley - 2:0 - Nugent, a long term Everton supporter, nearly scored an early goal for Burnley nonetheless. Yakubu hit the post before the first half concluded, goal-less. At the start of the second half Nugent again missed, off the post, and his team-mate Jordan was sent off for a second (silly) yellow. A Yakubu header was saved by Jensen and Yakubu had another shot saved before he missed a cross entirely, fortuitously allowing Vaughan (only on the pitch for seconds) to drive the ball home (83). Yakubu provided the second goal for Everton, his through pass being snapped up by Pienaar in extra time (90+2). David Moyes was happy with his ‘edgy’ result. Owen Coyle was less happy, believing Yakubu to be offside for one of the Everton goals. He was wrong, and had obviously forgotten that Burnley were playing away.
Aston Villa v Liverpool - 0:1 - Well, you can't leave it much later than this - Torres scored the only goal in extra time (90+3) to give Liverpool a dramatic victory over Aston Villa. Villa were spirited and dour throughout and Liverpool were unconvincing in snowy conditions, although their recently suspect defence held up well. Both sides had chances but the goalies at either end earned their keep (a small New Year pun). As the match wore on a draw seemed more than likely but Torres pounced on a ricochet and scored. In doing so he set a record for reaching 50 league goals for Liverpool in the fewest appearances. A good last gasp win for Liverpool but very frustrating for the industrious Villa side, who now drop to sixth place, having scored fewer goals than Man City.
Bolton v Hull City - 2:2 - Stephen Hunt scored twice as Hull battled back from 2:0 down to deny fellow strugglers Bolton victory. Klasnic put the hosts ahead on 20 minutes, the lone highlight in a dire first half. A keeper error allowed Davies to head home a second from Robinson's free-kick (61). 10 minutes later Hunt began the comeback when he headed in Fagan's cross and 7 minutes after that Hunt’s acute shot crossed the line to square the match. A point each keeps both sides in the relegation zone, but Phil Brown was certainly the happier of the two managers. In fact this was the match that did for Megson, the fans having had enough. Phil Brown - ‘At 2:0 down you are not staring into the abyss you are staring at ways of getting back into the game.’ Brown, of course, is more expert in being 2 down than 2 up in the Premiership.
Portsmouth v Arsenal - 1:4 - Arsenal increased Portsmouth's demotion difficulties with a comprehensive win. They took the lead when Eduardo's free-kick deflected in off Kaboul (28). Nasri fired in a second 14 minutes later. Ramsey made it 3:0 with a great solo goal, hammered in from 20 yards (69), before Belhadj's close-range strike gave Pompey some hope (74). However, Song headed in a Nasri cross to clinch it for Arsenal (81). The Gunners maintain pressure at the top, moving to within 4 points of Chelsea and staying 2 behind Man United with a game in hand on each. An interesting aside, this last but one league game of the year was a Premiership first in that there was no Englishman in either starting line-up. A sorry state of affairs for any league.
Man Utd v Wigan - 5:0 - Man United’s easy win over Wigan moved them back to within 2 points of league leaders Chelsea. A dominant Rooney performance throughout was rewarded with the first goal (28), a clipped finish from da Silva's cross. Carrick got the second (32) and Rafael the third (45) with a left-footed shot. Just after the break Berbatov tapped in the fourth (50) and Valencia rounded off a terrific performance with a fine chipped fifth (75). It could have been a lot more as Wigan crumbled, leaving the Latics only a point off the relegation zone. But this was more a case of the hosts being good than the visitors being bad.
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Wednesday 30 December 2009
Sunday 27 December 2009
Premiership round up - Week 19
Man City v Stoke - 2:0 - Mr Mancini’s first game, and in case the fans (or anyone else) fails to recognize him Roberto always seems to wear a supporter’s light blue and white scarf wrapped tightly around his neck (unsurprisingly), tied in a large knot. Your Ear thinks we will all know him from now on. Petrov got City’s first goal on Mancini’s behalf when he tapped the ball home after a determined City attack (28), although Stoke were unfortunate not to have been in the lead at this point, Given having made a good save from Tuncay. Tevez got City’s second with a fine stretch at shoulder height off Barry’s header to ease the ball past the keeper (45+3). Bellamy replaced Robinho and was unlucky not to have scored or been awarded a penalty. Robinho was first choice over Bellamy in this game. Whether this was because Mancini prefers Robinho’s style or because Bellamy was vocal about his unhappiness at Hughes’ departure is not known. Bellamy is reputedly considering a move, and Spurs might figure in his plans (and St Hal’s of course). When Bellamy was brought on the crowd roared its approval, showing that English football fans appear (as was the case in the Man United Tevez/Berbatov debate) to like honest endeavour and persistence more than flair and even genius. This is an issue for Mancini, although if he follows Sir Alec’s way of thinking Bellamy might be on his way shortly.
West Ham v Portsmouth - 2:0 - Once Portsmouth had conceded a penalty to West Ham after a goal-mouth scramble Diamanti converted it to give the Hammers the lead (23). Collison should have made it two at the end of the half but dragged the ball wide. Portsmouth did not start to threaten until mid-way through the second half but West Ham defended well and had chances of their own. The game was nervy for both sides until Kovac buried a header from a free kick in the 89th minute. Zola - ‘When you play these games there’s a lot of pressure, a lot of tension, you have to suffer until the end.’ Grant - ‘We played well in the second half but football is a game of goals and we did not score.’ There is great footballing wisdom in that statement.
Birmingham v Chelsea - 0:0 - Birmingham have been in good form recently but Chelsea provided all the early initiative and might have gone three or four ahead before Birmingham (Benitez) was denied the first goal by a debatable offside decision. The half ended goal-less. Cech kept Birmingham at bay early in the second half and collided painfully with the post for his trouble. Chelsea might have scored four or five in the second half, but could not put the ball away. Malouda was sent off (two yellows for sliding tackles) but a good league point, in the end, for both sides. Birmingham, who look by far and away the strongest of the three teams promoted last season, should credit their keeper, Paul Hart, for the draw.
Liverpool v Wolves - 2:0 - Liverpool gave Wolves a hard time in pouring rain and sleet in the first half but Wolves kept out good attempts on goal by Gerrard and Torres and had chances of their own. After mistaken identity nearly resulted in the wrong man being warned, Ward was sent off (two yellows), reducing Wolves to ten men. A few minutes later Gerrard scored emphatically with the back of his neck, a great power goal (62). Liverpool continued to harass Wolves and Benayoun duly scored a second (70). Although the scousers’ victory looked comfortable Wolves might have won this game. Mick McCarthy - ‘Liverpool needed a break, and they got one.’
Sunderland v Everton - 1:1 - Everton started slowly and paid the penalty when Bent put Sunderland ahead with a simple header (17) from a good cross. But going behind roused Everton and they dominated the second half until finally Fellaini buried a shot from close range (85). Bruce - ‘You're always disappointed to concede when you get so close to full time… but if someone asked me at the start of the season that we would be 10th at Christmas, I would have taken that.’ Moyes - ‘I thought near enough from the start we just about completely dominated the game. They scored a very good goal and put us back. If we hadn't got anything out of the game it would have been a travesty.’
Wigan v Blackburn - 1:1 - a nervous start nearly produced own goals at either end but McCarthy settled Blackburn by putting them ahead (30) with his first goal of the season. Robinson did well on more than one occasion to deny Wigan but eventually Rodallega scored the equalizer (53) with a very well taken header. The home side always looked more likely to score thereafter, although Kirkland made a fantastic reaction save from a strong overhead kick attempt by McCarthy. Both managers were dissatisfied with the draw - one of them must be wrong.
Burnley v Bolton - 1:1 - This midlands derby was the first meeting between the two teams in top-flight football for 45 years. Honours were fairly even until Taylor scored a fine free kick from distance for Bolton (29). Narrowly missed chances at both ends kept the crowd on edge but it was Burnley, seeking to protect their admirable home record, who were on target (Nugent, header, 56) with the second goal of the match. Burnley had the initiative from then on and missed a few decent chances.
Fulham v Tottenham - 0:0 Another derby, another draw. Gera almost scored a trick goal with a back-heel but Gomes swept it up easily enough and saved a couple more from an aggressive Fulham. Spurs’ best chance was when Crouch put the ball into the net, which did not count as the referee had already blown for a foul on Kranjcar. Fulham hit the bar and had several more chances but Gomes was on great form and made a number of fine saves. Schwarzer did much the same thing at the other end, although he was forced to do so by Spurs on fewer occasions. Spurs kept their defensive shape well in this game, but clearly do not like being pressurized to the extent that Fulham put them under. Both managers were complimentary about their opponents and (separately) agreed that the result was fair. A good day for the keepers.
Arsenal v Aston Villa - 3:0 - After typically dour Villa defending for the first hour or so, Fabregas (brought on after 57 minutes despite a hamstring problem) curled in a 25-yard free kick (65) after being fouled by Dunne. Friedel had previously denied Gallas from point-blank range and saved a shot by Arshavin. Arshavin made the game safe for Arsenal with a quick finish from a Walcott pass (81). A Diaby strike wrapped up the win for Arsenal in extra time (90+1). Although Arsenal won the game it may come at some cost - Fabregas had to be replaced on 84 minutes, having aggravated his injury. Arsenal are closing in on Chelsea and Man United, nonetheless. O'Neil - 'Villa will bounce back… We are up there in the league because we deserve to be. Now it is down to us to see if we can maintain the form which put us there in the first place.' O'Neil is no fool, and what he said applied equally last year, when Villa failed to achieve their target of top four status.
Hull City v Man Utd - 1:3 - Although Hull came prepared for a busy and physical game, Rooney scored first for United on the stroke of half-time. Later he made a bad back-pass which led to a Hull penalty. Fagan levelled from the spot (60), but Rooney’s low cross, which caused Andy Dawson to score an own goal (73), made amends. Berbatov sealed the win following a top-drawer pass from Rooney. This is just the start of the second half of the season when United traditionally begin to hit their stride. However, ManU were not at their best and Hull were unlucky to be denied an early penalty after a strong Vidic challenge on Garcia. As a small aside the penalty shout was denied by Alan Wiley, the referee whose ‘fitness’ was questioned by Ferguson after United drew against Sunderland earlier this season. Well done, ref. Manchester United are now within two points of Chelsea in the race for the Premiership title. Phelan - ‘We're well positioned for title bid.’ Brown - ‘We had Man United rocking.’ Maybe he should have added ‘We could have been a contender.’ Perhaps not.
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West Ham v Portsmouth - 2:0 - Once Portsmouth had conceded a penalty to West Ham after a goal-mouth scramble Diamanti converted it to give the Hammers the lead (23). Collison should have made it two at the end of the half but dragged the ball wide. Portsmouth did not start to threaten until mid-way through the second half but West Ham defended well and had chances of their own. The game was nervy for both sides until Kovac buried a header from a free kick in the 89th minute. Zola - ‘When you play these games there’s a lot of pressure, a lot of tension, you have to suffer until the end.’ Grant - ‘We played well in the second half but football is a game of goals and we did not score.’ There is great footballing wisdom in that statement.
Birmingham v Chelsea - 0:0 - Birmingham have been in good form recently but Chelsea provided all the early initiative and might have gone three or four ahead before Birmingham (Benitez) was denied the first goal by a debatable offside decision. The half ended goal-less. Cech kept Birmingham at bay early in the second half and collided painfully with the post for his trouble. Chelsea might have scored four or five in the second half, but could not put the ball away. Malouda was sent off (two yellows for sliding tackles) but a good league point, in the end, for both sides. Birmingham, who look by far and away the strongest of the three teams promoted last season, should credit their keeper, Paul Hart, for the draw.
Liverpool v Wolves - 2:0 - Liverpool gave Wolves a hard time in pouring rain and sleet in the first half but Wolves kept out good attempts on goal by Gerrard and Torres and had chances of their own. After mistaken identity nearly resulted in the wrong man being warned, Ward was sent off (two yellows), reducing Wolves to ten men. A few minutes later Gerrard scored emphatically with the back of his neck, a great power goal (62). Liverpool continued to harass Wolves and Benayoun duly scored a second (70). Although the scousers’ victory looked comfortable Wolves might have won this game. Mick McCarthy - ‘Liverpool needed a break, and they got one.’
Sunderland v Everton - 1:1 - Everton started slowly and paid the penalty when Bent put Sunderland ahead with a simple header (17) from a good cross. But going behind roused Everton and they dominated the second half until finally Fellaini buried a shot from close range (85). Bruce - ‘You're always disappointed to concede when you get so close to full time… but if someone asked me at the start of the season that we would be 10th at Christmas, I would have taken that.’ Moyes - ‘I thought near enough from the start we just about completely dominated the game. They scored a very good goal and put us back. If we hadn't got anything out of the game it would have been a travesty.’
Wigan v Blackburn - 1:1 - a nervous start nearly produced own goals at either end but McCarthy settled Blackburn by putting them ahead (30) with his first goal of the season. Robinson did well on more than one occasion to deny Wigan but eventually Rodallega scored the equalizer (53) with a very well taken header. The home side always looked more likely to score thereafter, although Kirkland made a fantastic reaction save from a strong overhead kick attempt by McCarthy. Both managers were dissatisfied with the draw - one of them must be wrong.
Burnley v Bolton - 1:1 - This midlands derby was the first meeting between the two teams in top-flight football for 45 years. Honours were fairly even until Taylor scored a fine free kick from distance for Bolton (29). Narrowly missed chances at both ends kept the crowd on edge but it was Burnley, seeking to protect their admirable home record, who were on target (Nugent, header, 56) with the second goal of the match. Burnley had the initiative from then on and missed a few decent chances.
Fulham v Tottenham - 0:0 Another derby, another draw. Gera almost scored a trick goal with a back-heel but Gomes swept it up easily enough and saved a couple more from an aggressive Fulham. Spurs’ best chance was when Crouch put the ball into the net, which did not count as the referee had already blown for a foul on Kranjcar. Fulham hit the bar and had several more chances but Gomes was on great form and made a number of fine saves. Schwarzer did much the same thing at the other end, although he was forced to do so by Spurs on fewer occasions. Spurs kept their defensive shape well in this game, but clearly do not like being pressurized to the extent that Fulham put them under. Both managers were complimentary about their opponents and (separately) agreed that the result was fair. A good day for the keepers.
Arsenal v Aston Villa - 3:0 - After typically dour Villa defending for the first hour or so, Fabregas (brought on after 57 minutes despite a hamstring problem) curled in a 25-yard free kick (65) after being fouled by Dunne. Friedel had previously denied Gallas from point-blank range and saved a shot by Arshavin. Arshavin made the game safe for Arsenal with a quick finish from a Walcott pass (81). A Diaby strike wrapped up the win for Arsenal in extra time (90+1). Although Arsenal won the game it may come at some cost - Fabregas had to be replaced on 84 minutes, having aggravated his injury. Arsenal are closing in on Chelsea and Man United, nonetheless. O'Neil - 'Villa will bounce back… We are up there in the league because we deserve to be. Now it is down to us to see if we can maintain the form which put us there in the first place.' O'Neil is no fool, and what he said applied equally last year, when Villa failed to achieve their target of top four status.
Hull City v Man Utd - 1:3 - Although Hull came prepared for a busy and physical game, Rooney scored first for United on the stroke of half-time. Later he made a bad back-pass which led to a Hull penalty. Fagan levelled from the spot (60), but Rooney’s low cross, which caused Andy Dawson to score an own goal (73), made amends. Berbatov sealed the win following a top-drawer pass from Rooney. This is just the start of the second half of the season when United traditionally begin to hit their stride. However, ManU were not at their best and Hull were unlucky to be denied an early penalty after a strong Vidic challenge on Garcia. As a small aside the penalty shout was denied by Alan Wiley, the referee whose ‘fitness’ was questioned by Ferguson after United drew against Sunderland earlier this season. Well done, ref. Manchester United are now within two points of Chelsea in the race for the Premiership title. Phelan - ‘We're well positioned for title bid.’ Brown - ‘We had Man United rocking.’ Maybe he should have added ‘We could have been a contender.’ Perhaps not.
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Thursday 24 December 2009
Premiership round up - Week 18
Fulham v Man United - 3:0 - Fulham started well against a United defence plagued with injuries. Zamora chested a fine lay-off for Gera whose brilliant strike was stopped by a top-draw save by Kuszczak, standing in for the injured Van de Saar. After playing so well recently Scholes nodded off in mid-field and was robbed by Danny Murphy who scored a soft goal (22). Zamora nearly stole a second and missed, but was right on target in the first twenty seconds of the second half to get his 10th goal of the season. Duff got Fulham’s third (75) by the same route as they almost got their first, good body control and a lay-off by Zamora. ‘We want four,’ shouted Fulham’s fans, but they were happy with the margin they won by. Not what we expect from United in the run-up to the busy Christmas period; they need to rebuild their defence, fast.
Man City v Sunderland - 4:3 - The burning question before the game started (other than the manager’s fate) was ‘by how many goals do City need to lead before they can consider a game safe?’ Today’s answer was ‘more than two’. Slick passing by Tevez to Bellamy, followed by his fine cross, delivered City’s first; a tap-in for Santa Cruz (4). Five minutes or so later Bellamy was challenged in the box by Nosworthy and fell, rolling in agony. It’s hard to tell, but the challenge did not seem that severe. Bellamy recovered after Tevez put the penalty away (12). Marvellous tonic, a goal. Sunderland (unlike Bellamy) refused to lie down and came back at City four minutes later with a brilliant header (Mensah, 16) and may have had a couple more before Henderson drew Sunderland level, nearly breaking the net with a thumping shot from ten yards after City failed to clear the ball (24). So, four goals in the first half of the first half, more or less. But there was lots more to come. Bellamy (fully recovered) put City back in front with a very well-placed shot across the goal ten minutes later. The fans then had to wait a full 26 minutes for the next goal, a well-worked but poorly defended manoeuvre that Jones used his head to conclude, levelling the match once more. Although there were more chances and a sending off (Turner, 90+2) Santa Cruz had already finished the game off with another tap-in (69).
Portsmouth v Liverpool - 2:0 - Liverpool went to work early and produced a few half-chances but it was Portsmouth who got the advantage with a superb volley from a difficult angle by Belhadj (33). The ground was slippery and Liverpool’s nerves are easily twitched these days, so it was no great surprise when Mascherano went in too heavily on Ben-Haim, did his own knee a nasty, but was sent off nonetheless. Further chances at either end were not taken until Piquionne tapped the ball into the air from a cross and delivered much the same finish as Belhadj, a well-aimed volley from an oblique angle. Not Liverpool’s day, and certainly not their season, although possibly the start of Portsmouth’s, and a great win for Avram Grant, who almost smiled. Rafa Benitez was less happy and said (with the least hint of a tic in his left eye) - ‘The referee was perfect!’
Arsenal v Hull - 3:0 - Hull turned Arsenal over in this fixture last season, but no-one expected a repeat this time out. Quite right too, this was a bad-tempered, spiteful game which Arsenal always dominated. Nasri was stupid enough to step on Hunt’s foot and Hunt was stupid enough to roll about as if an elephant had trodden on him. After lots of pushing and shoving both players were carded. Denilson broke the deadlock even whilst the referee was drawing his breath to blow up for half time with a perfectly placed free kick (45+4). Eduardo nearly scored a second for Arsenal before a ludicrous penalty decision went Hull’s way when Fagan fell over (‘he pushed me, he pushed me’ was what Your Ear thought was on his lips, but the referee awarded the penalty for shirt-pulling). The penalty was saved (twice, first Geovanni’s shot was saved, then Hunt, poetic justice, headed wide). Crisis over, Eduardo walked in Arsenal’s second (59, although he might have missed it) before Diaby buried a third goal after a good pass forward by Arshavin (80). Walcott might have made it four with a chip but just missed. Arsenal are chipping away at second spot in the league and would take it if they played and won their game in hand.
Blackburn v Spurs - 0:2 - Reindeer weather seemed to suit Blackburn, who applied all the early pressure. Then it stopped snowing and Defoe almost scored. In stoppage time to the first half (45+2) Crouch, against the run of play, got Spurs the lead. The defender jumped but Crouch stood his ground, with his head still higher than the man next to him. He is a very tall lad, and hardly bothered to get on tip-toe for the header that went in off the underside of the crossbar. Gomes was having one of those ‘sometimes’ days (sometimes they go in, sometimes they don’t) and McCarthy was denied what looked like a drop dead certain opportunity by the back of Gomes’ leg and the post. Blackburn’s eagerness to get forward finally did for them at the back. Crouch found himself in free space and smacked home Spurs second goal (82). Blackburn continued to attack and were unfortunate not to get a draw, at least. Sam Allardyce was understandably disappointed - ‘We were unlucky to come up against Peter Crouch in top, top form… We’re lacking in the final third, but we don’t have £20-30 million to put that right so we have to keep making more chances than the teams at the top…’ St Harold took his players’ booze-up jaunt to Ireland philosophically and with apparent good humour - ‘I told ‘em I didn’t want ‘em to have a party and that’s the only part that disappoints me… but I suppose it’s all part of growing up and we’ll sort ‘em out on Monday.’ Hair-shirts all round, we think.
Aston Villa v Stoke - 1:0 - A dour struggle developed over the course of an hour or so, with Villa having slightly more possession, but no more scoring opportunities, than their opponents. Then Carew, who is incredibly strong in the box, headed in to win Villa the lead and the game (61). Stoke had their chances but their finishing was not of the highest quality, whilst Sidwell missed a clear shooting chance late in the game. Nevertheless, this was a good, hard-fought midlands derby, with both sides fully committed.
West Ham v Chelsea - 1:1 - Chelsea created all the chances in the first half, took none, then Collison was brought down in the box by Cole and Diamante scored from the spot (45). Shortly after the start of the second half Lampard was asked to take the same penalty three times (due to encroachment) in order to equalize (61). It was a poor penalty decision - the man did not have the ball under control, he was not fouled and the defender got the ball, so making Lampard take the penalty three times seems fair (almost). Later another bad decision occurred, a penalty that should have gone the Hammer’s way. Referees’ decisions are getting worse as the year progresses. After the match Zola greeted Ancelotti in a surprisingly friendly way (Ancelotti unloaded Zola from Parma to Chelsea) and said - ‘Maybe one goal less from the other side would have been perfect…’
Everton v Birmingham - 1:1 -The perfect start for Everton - Bilyaletdinov drilled in the opening goal from Saha’s pass at the end of five minutes. Saha was given offside early on (and had a goal disallowed) and Everton had many more of the chances, but it was Birmingham who scored next (Larsson, 22) from a poorly defended cross. In the second half Carr handled the ball (but was not seen) denying Everton another chance on goal. This was a draw Everton should have won, their failure to do so was mainly due to poor refereeing decisions.
Wolves v Burnley - 2:0- Milijas opened the account for Wolves (15) after Jensen failed to hold the ball from a shot. Jensen redeemed himself later, stopping three shots at point blank range (he is a very big man). Doyle was yellow-carded for ‘shirt removal’ after scoring Wolves’ second (50). Mick McCarthy’s strategy to play his ‘B’ team against ManU earlier in the week seems to have been vindicated by this victory.
News of the Week (to keep us in perspective) - In a week when Christmas looms large and a surreal TV advert involving Sven Goran Eriksson selling Kleenex (thus are the mighty fallen) was shown on the box for the first time, we turn to those who might be more in need of a hankie or two for something to keep us awake.
Football Manager News - Hughes Blues - By the long, grim wave he gave the fans after the game ended Mark Hughes knew he had been sacked before he left the field by way of the tunnel. Later City’s chairman said ‘A return of two wins in eleven Premier games is clearly not in line with the targets that were agreed and set…’ He did not say ‘especially after we had spent over £240m.’ Roberto Mancini (who watched the match) takes over immediately with Brian Kidd as his assistant. Mancini won two Italian Cups, two Italian Super Cups and three league titles with Inter Milan between 2005 and 2008, making him the most successful Inter manager for 30 years. He was less successful at the European level. Should we feel sorry for Hughes? Probably not, given the size of his payoff - of double-B (Banker’s Bonus) proportions, we hear. What about City’s squad? We will see what Mancini does with them, although the next three are relatively soft league games for City. But if you are not a City supporter which, if any, of them would you want in your team? Tevez? Bellamy? Not Adebayor, surely, who has done what Mr Wenger suspected he would - played as if on fire for a few matches, then put his feet up. Sylvinho looks a little past his best, Wright-Phillips is a fine player, but never commanding. Maybe they would do better in other teams, but this squad, for all its cost, is (in Your Ear’s opinion) unlikely to lift much silverware.
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Man City v Sunderland - 4:3 - The burning question before the game started (other than the manager’s fate) was ‘by how many goals do City need to lead before they can consider a game safe?’ Today’s answer was ‘more than two’. Slick passing by Tevez to Bellamy, followed by his fine cross, delivered City’s first; a tap-in for Santa Cruz (4). Five minutes or so later Bellamy was challenged in the box by Nosworthy and fell, rolling in agony. It’s hard to tell, but the challenge did not seem that severe. Bellamy recovered after Tevez put the penalty away (12). Marvellous tonic, a goal. Sunderland (unlike Bellamy) refused to lie down and came back at City four minutes later with a brilliant header (Mensah, 16) and may have had a couple more before Henderson drew Sunderland level, nearly breaking the net with a thumping shot from ten yards after City failed to clear the ball (24). So, four goals in the first half of the first half, more or less. But there was lots more to come. Bellamy (fully recovered) put City back in front with a very well-placed shot across the goal ten minutes later. The fans then had to wait a full 26 minutes for the next goal, a well-worked but poorly defended manoeuvre that Jones used his head to conclude, levelling the match once more. Although there were more chances and a sending off (Turner, 90+2) Santa Cruz had already finished the game off with another tap-in (69).
Portsmouth v Liverpool - 2:0 - Liverpool went to work early and produced a few half-chances but it was Portsmouth who got the advantage with a superb volley from a difficult angle by Belhadj (33). The ground was slippery and Liverpool’s nerves are easily twitched these days, so it was no great surprise when Mascherano went in too heavily on Ben-Haim, did his own knee a nasty, but was sent off nonetheless. Further chances at either end were not taken until Piquionne tapped the ball into the air from a cross and delivered much the same finish as Belhadj, a well-aimed volley from an oblique angle. Not Liverpool’s day, and certainly not their season, although possibly the start of Portsmouth’s, and a great win for Avram Grant, who almost smiled. Rafa Benitez was less happy and said (with the least hint of a tic in his left eye) - ‘The referee was perfect!’
Arsenal v Hull - 3:0 - Hull turned Arsenal over in this fixture last season, but no-one expected a repeat this time out. Quite right too, this was a bad-tempered, spiteful game which Arsenal always dominated. Nasri was stupid enough to step on Hunt’s foot and Hunt was stupid enough to roll about as if an elephant had trodden on him. After lots of pushing and shoving both players were carded. Denilson broke the deadlock even whilst the referee was drawing his breath to blow up for half time with a perfectly placed free kick (45+4). Eduardo nearly scored a second for Arsenal before a ludicrous penalty decision went Hull’s way when Fagan fell over (‘he pushed me, he pushed me’ was what Your Ear thought was on his lips, but the referee awarded the penalty for shirt-pulling). The penalty was saved (twice, first Geovanni’s shot was saved, then Hunt, poetic justice, headed wide). Crisis over, Eduardo walked in Arsenal’s second (59, although he might have missed it) before Diaby buried a third goal after a good pass forward by Arshavin (80). Walcott might have made it four with a chip but just missed. Arsenal are chipping away at second spot in the league and would take it if they played and won their game in hand.
Blackburn v Spurs - 0:2 - Reindeer weather seemed to suit Blackburn, who applied all the early pressure. Then it stopped snowing and Defoe almost scored. In stoppage time to the first half (45+2) Crouch, against the run of play, got Spurs the lead. The defender jumped but Crouch stood his ground, with his head still higher than the man next to him. He is a very tall lad, and hardly bothered to get on tip-toe for the header that went in off the underside of the crossbar. Gomes was having one of those ‘sometimes’ days (sometimes they go in, sometimes they don’t) and McCarthy was denied what looked like a drop dead certain opportunity by the back of Gomes’ leg and the post. Blackburn’s eagerness to get forward finally did for them at the back. Crouch found himself in free space and smacked home Spurs second goal (82). Blackburn continued to attack and were unfortunate not to get a draw, at least. Sam Allardyce was understandably disappointed - ‘We were unlucky to come up against Peter Crouch in top, top form… We’re lacking in the final third, but we don’t have £20-30 million to put that right so we have to keep making more chances than the teams at the top…’ St Harold took his players’ booze-up jaunt to Ireland philosophically and with apparent good humour - ‘I told ‘em I didn’t want ‘em to have a party and that’s the only part that disappoints me… but I suppose it’s all part of growing up and we’ll sort ‘em out on Monday.’ Hair-shirts all round, we think.
Aston Villa v Stoke - 1:0 - A dour struggle developed over the course of an hour or so, with Villa having slightly more possession, but no more scoring opportunities, than their opponents. Then Carew, who is incredibly strong in the box, headed in to win Villa the lead and the game (61). Stoke had their chances but their finishing was not of the highest quality, whilst Sidwell missed a clear shooting chance late in the game. Nevertheless, this was a good, hard-fought midlands derby, with both sides fully committed.
West Ham v Chelsea - 1:1 - Chelsea created all the chances in the first half, took none, then Collison was brought down in the box by Cole and Diamante scored from the spot (45). Shortly after the start of the second half Lampard was asked to take the same penalty three times (due to encroachment) in order to equalize (61). It was a poor penalty decision - the man did not have the ball under control, he was not fouled and the defender got the ball, so making Lampard take the penalty three times seems fair (almost). Later another bad decision occurred, a penalty that should have gone the Hammer’s way. Referees’ decisions are getting worse as the year progresses. After the match Zola greeted Ancelotti in a surprisingly friendly way (Ancelotti unloaded Zola from Parma to Chelsea) and said - ‘Maybe one goal less from the other side would have been perfect…’
Everton v Birmingham - 1:1 -The perfect start for Everton - Bilyaletdinov drilled in the opening goal from Saha’s pass at the end of five minutes. Saha was given offside early on (and had a goal disallowed) and Everton had many more of the chances, but it was Birmingham who scored next (Larsson, 22) from a poorly defended cross. In the second half Carr handled the ball (but was not seen) denying Everton another chance on goal. This was a draw Everton should have won, their failure to do so was mainly due to poor refereeing decisions.
Wolves v Burnley - 2:0- Milijas opened the account for Wolves (15) after Jensen failed to hold the ball from a shot. Jensen redeemed himself later, stopping three shots at point blank range (he is a very big man). Doyle was yellow-carded for ‘shirt removal’ after scoring Wolves’ second (50). Mick McCarthy’s strategy to play his ‘B’ team against ManU earlier in the week seems to have been vindicated by this victory.
News of the Week (to keep us in perspective) - In a week when Christmas looms large and a surreal TV advert involving Sven Goran Eriksson selling Kleenex (thus are the mighty fallen) was shown on the box for the first time, we turn to those who might be more in need of a hankie or two for something to keep us awake.
Football Manager News - Hughes Blues - By the long, grim wave he gave the fans after the game ended Mark Hughes knew he had been sacked before he left the field by way of the tunnel. Later City’s chairman said ‘A return of two wins in eleven Premier games is clearly not in line with the targets that were agreed and set…’ He did not say ‘especially after we had spent over £240m.’ Roberto Mancini (who watched the match) takes over immediately with Brian Kidd as his assistant. Mancini won two Italian Cups, two Italian Super Cups and three league titles with Inter Milan between 2005 and 2008, making him the most successful Inter manager for 30 years. He was less successful at the European level. Should we feel sorry for Hughes? Probably not, given the size of his payoff - of double-B (Banker’s Bonus) proportions, we hear. What about City’s squad? We will see what Mancini does with them, although the next three are relatively soft league games for City. But if you are not a City supporter which, if any, of them would you want in your team? Tevez? Bellamy? Not Adebayor, surely, who has done what Mr Wenger suspected he would - played as if on fire for a few matches, then put his feet up. Sylvinho looks a little past his best, Wright-Phillips is a fine player, but never commanding. Maybe they would do better in other teams, but this squad, for all its cost, is (in Your Ear’s opinion) unlikely to lift much silverware.
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Thursday 17 December 2009
Premiership round up - Week 17
Man United v Wolves - 3:0 - Mick McCarthy made ten changes to the team that beat Spurs by a goal last time out. It's hard to understand why - intense United pressure eventually paid off in the form of a penalty for handball, which Rooney duly converted (30). Vidic scored with his head to make it 2 in the first half (43). United's third goal was a beauty (Valencia, 66) after a great build-up. Mick McCarthy seems more concerned to get a few wins against the low-flying clubs than the big boys. Just another day at the office for ManU.
Sunderland v Aston Villa - 0:2 - Although Sunderland started the more brightly of the two sides Heskey put Villa ahead with a well-taken poacher's goal (24). Villa might have scored several more but woodwork, goal saves and slight inaccuracy kept them at bay until England hopeful, Milner, got Villa's second (61) with a powerball from way outside the box. Towards the end of the game Cana was sent off for a second yellow, a foul on Milner. The referee’s name was Mr Friend, but Your Ear refuses to make any cheap jokes about him not being very pally with Cana (etc). Until Arsenal displaced them the following day Villa were third in the table and are looking strong.
Birmingham v Blackburn - 2:1 - Jerome got Birmingham off the mark (12) and also scored their second (48). Blackburn scored third (Nelsen, 69) to get themselves back into contention but Birmingham were strong and kept pushing forward. Blackburn might have got completely back into the game (or at least achieved a draw) with some last ditch efforts in extra time but a good reaction saved denied them. Birmingham then nearly scored a comedy goal at the death, as Blackburn's keeper Robinson, who had come up-field to try for an equalizer, was forced to run the full length of the pitch to stop Birmingham scoring their third. He just about had the puff to do it and made a good save from Larsson’s shot.
Bolton v West Ham - 3:1 - The Hammers poor away form continues. A dour first half yielded nothing for either side and most of the action took place in the second. Lee opened the account for Bolton (64) only for Diamanti to equalize 5 minutes later. At that point the game seemed to hang in the balance, but it was Bolton's day. Another England hopeful, Hammer' keeper, Green, did himself no international favours as he failed to hold the ball, allowing Klasnic to tap in Birmingham's second (77). Despite frantic West Ham efforts Cahill scored Birmingham's third (88). West Ham definitely now look more than a bit fragile and potential relegation candidates. Meanwhile, while Bolton climb out of the bottom three, West Ham fall back in.
Chelsea v Portsmouth - 2:1 - Avram Grant, on his return to Stamford Bridge, was given a warm welcome by both the Chelsea faithful and his ex-players. He looked genuinely pleased to be there, as well. Chelsea applied the early pressure and Kalou nearly scored. Then Anelka was fortunate to be in the path of a deflected cross to get Chelsea's first (23). Portsmouth (Hreidarsson) almost got back at them before the break with a half-chance. But Pompey’s ‘never say die’ approach got them level with a good goal by Piquionne (51) and almost put them in front on more than one occasion. Unfortunately for Portsmouth Wilson made a rash challenge on Ivanovic and Lampard scored from the spot (79) to win the game. Chelsea look a little static while Pompey are very good in attack. In in watching this match you would never think this was top of the league versus the bottom. When they play like this Your Ear refuses to believe that Portsmouth cannot wriggle out of the relegation hole they find themselves in.
Spurs v Man City - 3:0 - Spurs (for once) seemed the more confident side in the early stages. Their aggressive play paid off - Lennon’s speed got him past Sylvinho and a good cross was snapped up and converted by Kranjcar (37). Spurs should have scored more, but ended the first half just one ahead. After half-time Crouch rose (as only he can) to head to Defoe who tapped the ball home for Spurs' second (54). City tried but their best efforts were denied, as was a penalty claim that should have been awarded in their favour. Two bad misses by Adebayor summed up City's miserable evening before Kranjcar scored a great solo effort (90+3). This was a crucial game for Spurs, and a convincing win over their main top 4 rival (although Villa are in that frame as well, now). St Hal - ‘they’re a good side, they’re going to be bang there at the end of the year, and in years to come, I’m sure, with the resources they’ve got… they could end up doing anything in the next couple of years, but tonight we were the better side, there’s no disputing that… everyone worked, we passed well… I told Kranjcar if he don't get man-of-the-match for that tonight he'll never get it…” (he did get it). Mark Hughes - ‘The second goal killed us…’ Your Ear believes it was the first, then the second, then the third, a death by three cuts.
Burnley v Arsenal - 1:1 - Vermaelen nearly scored an early own goal for Burnley but the game was mostly all Arsenal's. Lots of pussyfooting in the goal area allowed Fabregas to pass the ball into the net (7). Fabregas and Arshavin both nearly scored before Bikey was fouled by Vermaelen after a neat Burnley build-up and Alexander’s penalty levelled the game (28). Burnley grew in confidence and Arsenal seemed half asleep whilst Burnley attacked them repeatedly, but to no profit. Fabregas came off (with a potential back injury) and although Arsenal gradually turned the game around and made a few chances they could gain no further advantage. In the second half Burnley started better, with many chances (off the post, offside, a good shout for handball denied, deemed to be outside the box) and preserved their good home record. Arsenal look a much blunter instrument now than was evident earlier in the season and Burnley deserved the draw. Wenger agrees that his side has problems maintaining momentum if/when they go ahead, something he will need to address if Arsenal’s title challenge is to be maintained. From an Arsenal fan’s point of view this game was frustrating, it looked more like a friendly or a training match.
Liverpool v Wigan - 2:1 - Lively early play by Liverpool presented several chances and after 9 minutes gave them the lead (N'Gog, glancing header from a good cross). Wigan may not be as skilful a side as Liverpool but they are physically imposing and almost retrieved the deficit 4 minutes later. N'Gog might have had a second, but missed narrowly. Kuyt almost scored a blaster but it was saved. N'Gog made way for Torres, who was quiet for a while, but shortly after Scotland should have scored for Wigan (hitting the bar), Torres settled the game, scrambling the ball in after 'rounding' the keeper and almost giving the ball to Bramble (79). This was Torres’ 61st goal in 100 appearances. N'Zogbia got one back in extra time (90+2) but it was too little, too late. This was a good result to help settle frazzled Liverpool nerves.
Sunderland v Aston Villa - 0:2 - Although Sunderland started the more brightly of the two sides Heskey put Villa ahead with a well-taken poacher's goal (24). Villa might have scored several more but woodwork, goal saves and slight inaccuracy kept them at bay until England hopeful, Milner, got Villa's second (61) with a powerball from way outside the box. Towards the end of the game Cana was sent off for a second yellow, a foul on Milner. The referee’s name was Mr Friend, but Your Ear refuses to make any cheap jokes about him not being very pally with Cana (etc). Until Arsenal displaced them the following day Villa were third in the table and are looking strong.
Birmingham v Blackburn - 2:1 - Jerome got Birmingham off the mark (12) and also scored their second (48). Blackburn scored third (Nelsen, 69) to get themselves back into contention but Birmingham were strong and kept pushing forward. Blackburn might have got completely back into the game (or at least achieved a draw) with some last ditch efforts in extra time but a good reaction saved denied them. Birmingham then nearly scored a comedy goal at the death, as Blackburn's keeper Robinson, who had come up-field to try for an equalizer, was forced to run the full length of the pitch to stop Birmingham scoring their third. He just about had the puff to do it and made a good save from Larsson’s shot.
Bolton v West Ham - 3:1 - The Hammers poor away form continues. A dour first half yielded nothing for either side and most of the action took place in the second. Lee opened the account for Bolton (64) only for Diamanti to equalize 5 minutes later. At that point the game seemed to hang in the balance, but it was Bolton's day. Another England hopeful, Hammer' keeper, Green, did himself no international favours as he failed to hold the ball, allowing Klasnic to tap in Birmingham's second (77). Despite frantic West Ham efforts Cahill scored Birmingham's third (88). West Ham definitely now look more than a bit fragile and potential relegation candidates. Meanwhile, while Bolton climb out of the bottom three, West Ham fall back in.
Chelsea v Portsmouth - 2:1 - Avram Grant, on his return to Stamford Bridge, was given a warm welcome by both the Chelsea faithful and his ex-players. He looked genuinely pleased to be there, as well. Chelsea applied the early pressure and Kalou nearly scored. Then Anelka was fortunate to be in the path of a deflected cross to get Chelsea's first (23). Portsmouth (Hreidarsson) almost got back at them before the break with a half-chance. But Pompey’s ‘never say die’ approach got them level with a good goal by Piquionne (51) and almost put them in front on more than one occasion. Unfortunately for Portsmouth Wilson made a rash challenge on Ivanovic and Lampard scored from the spot (79) to win the game. Chelsea look a little static while Pompey are very good in attack. In in watching this match you would never think this was top of the league versus the bottom. When they play like this Your Ear refuses to believe that Portsmouth cannot wriggle out of the relegation hole they find themselves in.
Spurs v Man City - 3:0 - Spurs (for once) seemed the more confident side in the early stages. Their aggressive play paid off - Lennon’s speed got him past Sylvinho and a good cross was snapped up and converted by Kranjcar (37). Spurs should have scored more, but ended the first half just one ahead. After half-time Crouch rose (as only he can) to head to Defoe who tapped the ball home for Spurs' second (54). City tried but their best efforts were denied, as was a penalty claim that should have been awarded in their favour. Two bad misses by Adebayor summed up City's miserable evening before Kranjcar scored a great solo effort (90+3). This was a crucial game for Spurs, and a convincing win over their main top 4 rival (although Villa are in that frame as well, now). St Hal - ‘they’re a good side, they’re going to be bang there at the end of the year, and in years to come, I’m sure, with the resources they’ve got… they could end up doing anything in the next couple of years, but tonight we were the better side, there’s no disputing that… everyone worked, we passed well… I told Kranjcar if he don't get man-of-the-match for that tonight he'll never get it…” (he did get it). Mark Hughes - ‘The second goal killed us…’ Your Ear believes it was the first, then the second, then the third, a death by three cuts.
Burnley v Arsenal - 1:1 - Vermaelen nearly scored an early own goal for Burnley but the game was mostly all Arsenal's. Lots of pussyfooting in the goal area allowed Fabregas to pass the ball into the net (7). Fabregas and Arshavin both nearly scored before Bikey was fouled by Vermaelen after a neat Burnley build-up and Alexander’s penalty levelled the game (28). Burnley grew in confidence and Arsenal seemed half asleep whilst Burnley attacked them repeatedly, but to no profit. Fabregas came off (with a potential back injury) and although Arsenal gradually turned the game around and made a few chances they could gain no further advantage. In the second half Burnley started better, with many chances (off the post, offside, a good shout for handball denied, deemed to be outside the box) and preserved their good home record. Arsenal look a much blunter instrument now than was evident earlier in the season and Burnley deserved the draw. Wenger agrees that his side has problems maintaining momentum if/when they go ahead, something he will need to address if Arsenal’s title challenge is to be maintained. From an Arsenal fan’s point of view this game was frustrating, it looked more like a friendly or a training match.
Liverpool v Wigan - 2:1 - Lively early play by Liverpool presented several chances and after 9 minutes gave them the lead (N'Gog, glancing header from a good cross). Wigan may not be as skilful a side as Liverpool but they are physically imposing and almost retrieved the deficit 4 minutes later. N'Gog might have had a second, but missed narrowly. Kuyt almost scored a blaster but it was saved. N'Gog made way for Torres, who was quiet for a while, but shortly after Scotland should have scored for Wigan (hitting the bar), Torres settled the game, scrambling the ball in after 'rounding' the keeper and almost giving the ball to Bramble (79). This was Torres’ 61st goal in 100 appearances. N'Zogbia got one back in extra time (90+2) but it was too little, too late. This was a good result to help settle frazzled Liverpool nerves.
Premiership round up - Week 16
Chelsea v Everton - 3:3 - The home crowd fell silent at the Bridge after 12 minutes when Saha hit the post for an o/g to bounce in off Cech. They weren’t quiet for long - six minutes later Drogba equalized and five minutes after that Anelka placed the ball nicely in the top right hand corner of the net, following a good lay-off by Ivanovic. But poor Blues’ defending allowed Yakubu to score on the stroke of half time. Much good it did Everton - Drogba got his second (59, another Ivanovic pass) and it looked like Chelsea would go on to score one or two more. But frailty in defence against set pieces let Everton in for their third, cruelly headed out by Drogba to strike an unsuspecting Saha, which lobbed a helpless Ivanovic. Gor blimey, guv, I do not believe Mr Ancelotti was best pleased! But on the sidelines Mr A looked calm and collected, whereas David Moyes was best described as animated. Ballack missed a couple of chances but the game ended in a draw, which, as Moyes said; ‘was a top-notch result, given the team we came to play with today’. Ancelotti (with a small shrug) - ‘football is strange.’ You’re right there, mate.
Spurs v Wolves - 0:1 - Modric was back on the Spurs’ bench after his leg break some months ago, but he was no talisman - after three minutes an implausible free kick awarded against Huddlestone enabled Doyle to open the scoring for Wolves. The half time talk in the Spurs’ dressing room must have been dire, but whatever St Harold said had little effect, and the second half was a repeat of the first, with Wolves digging in and Spurs making little impact, the best chances falling to Huddlestone. After the match Sir H said that Spurs lacked a ‘cutting edge’ and that Wolves ‘defended for their lives’. But that’s what’s needed in the Premiership, a bit of trench warfare mentality. No Christmas party for Spurs this ear, we are told. As an aside, is it Your Ear’s imagination, or is the protection on Defoe’s broken fingers getting larger every week? On Saturday he was sporting what looked like a pair of very fat, white-wrapped frankfurters. If those bandages continue to expand he could end up looking like Mr Michelin.
Man Utd v Aston Villa - 0:1 - Agbonlahor edged Villa in front with a well-taken header (21). United waited for some thirty minutes of this game for their first shot on goal but Friedel saved it well. Shortly after Rooney was cautioned for ‘simulation’ which means taking a dive. Rooney subsequently saw several valiant attempts come to nothing, one off the crossbar, as ManU applied much pressure and shouts of ‘who are ya?’ from Villa seemed more than a little optimistic. But Villa’s defence is dour and on occasion lucky, and Villa took the honours for the first time at
Old Trafford since November 1983. Sir Alex duly shook Martin O’Neill’s hand and with more grace than he berated the linesman for (as he saw it) the lack of extra time allowed.
Bolton v Man City - 3:3 - This match, as Leslie Phillips might have said, was a real ding-dong.
Klasnic (although probably offside) opened the scoring for Bolton (11). Tevez, City’s best player on the day, got the goal back with a neat flick (28). Gary Cahill scored a great goal (43) to put Bolton ahead again but Richards, after a good build-up, levelled the match again in stoppage time at the end of the half. Klasnic got his second goal with a superb strike (53) before Bellamy was sent off (for a second yellow, the first was for dissent, the second, for diving, was completely in error). But even reduced to 10 men City looked the more aggressive side and man-of-the-match Tevez duly earned City a draw with a brilliant long range shot (77). City had to keep coming from behind in this game, but they did; better than conceding a draw from the front and (other than Hughes’ annoyance at Bellamy’s red card) both managers seemed relatively happy with the result.
Stoke v Wigan - 2:2 - The Pulis/Beattie debacle seems to have abated, although Beattie did not start. Boyce’s strong header put Wigan ahead (16) but Tuncay levelled it (37) before the toe of Scharner at full stretch denied the Turkish international what would have been a fine second goal. Then, an extraordinary moment by Wigan’s Figueroa, possibly the goal of the year, when he scored from a quickly taken free kick in his own half (72). You don’t get many of those to the pound, but within two minutes Shawcross had brought Stoke level again. In the 89th minute Huth won a bad penalty decision (he was both offside and not fouled) which Sorenson saved from Rodallega.
Birmingham v West Ham - 1:0 -The first half was fairly even and most of the action was saved for the second. Bowyer scored for Birmingham (52) due to poor defending (although they all have to be put away) and although The Hammers had a few chances they could not get back on terms.
Noble was wrongly sent off for a challenge, a decision which was more than harsh. Afterwards Zola, normally Mr Politeness-Itself - ‘my view is that the referee took the day off’. He was right.
Sunderland v Portsmouth v Burnley - 1:1 – Bent, who always looks formidable on the attack, took a chance well to put Sunderland ahead (23). The game was nip and tuck from then on, but Sunderland let their guard down at the death (90+3) and Kaboul scored, removed his shirt and was promptly sent off, just before the final whistle was blown. Still, a very good point for Pompey.
Burnley v Fulham - 1:1 – This game was mostly Fulham’s but it was 50 minutes before Zamora opened the scoring, (and looked almost looked happy at doing so this week). But a good volley by Elliot off a cross by Jordan earned Burnley another point at home.
Hull v Blackburn - 0:0 -There were few opportunities at either end in a fairly scrappy game. This was the third goal-less draw on the trot for Blackburn. Phil Brown, grinning - ‘a point’s a point!’
Liverpool v Arsenal - 1:2 - The runes did not read well for either side going into this match - in League and Cup Liverpool had won only 3 out of 14 games, while Arsenal had lost 4 of their last 6. And it was, in the fullest sense of the hackneyed phrase, a game of two halves. From the off Liverpool were all over Arsenal and the first half saw a great chance for Torres squandered (lack of fitness and/or match practice?). Meanwhile Gallas got away with two bad challenges that might have led to penalties, until the pressure paid off and Kuyt scored four minutes before half time. In the dressing room Mr Wenger apparently became mildly annoyed, and it’s said he might have thrown a few plastic cups around. It worked, and Arsenal largely owned the second half, with Liverpool running out of steam and ideas. However, Liverpool also got the second goal, a very unfortunate o/g by Glen Johnson (50). Arshavin's star shone briefly (but for long enough) to bury a shot in an instant in the top left hand corner of the net (58) to win Arsenal the match. These games turn on the finest of pivot points, two penalties that might have been and one or two other important decisions, all of which went in Arsenal’s favour. After the game Benitez agreed that it had been ‘an opportunity missed’ whilst Wenger said (of The Gunners’ poor first half) ‘I believe it was a mixture of desire to do well and fear of a big game, they had the first half, we had the second.’ In answer to the question; ‘Are you back in the title hunt?’ the reply was; ‘Mathematically yes, and mentally, certainly.’ Well done, Arsenal, this season gets more interesting by the week - ManU are being forced to look behind themselves now, as well as ahead.
News of the Week (to keep us in perspective) - In a week when Ryan Giggs won the Sports Personality of the Year award in Sheffield and all that Mr Berlusconi wants for Christmas is his two front teeth (the tooth fairy left him €1 per tooth, we are told), we turn to football to lighten both our hearts and the daily load.
Football Headlines of the Week- Watford Fans Stranded - Rumour has it that a group of travelling Watford fans have been stranded abroad by the Globespan travel company collapse. So, an insolvency renders them unable to be at home in time for… their favourite football team to go bust. What a bummer! New Job For Paul Hart - Former Portsmouth boss Paul Hart has been named as the new manager of Queens Park Rangers. Congratulations, and let’s hope he is given a fair run at it. He replaces Jim Magilton who, with his assistant John Gorman, left QPR by mutual consent. This follows an ‘an incident’ on 7 December at Vicarage Road, where QPR lost 3-1 to Watford. Apparently Magilton had a ‘difference of opinion’ with midfielder Akos Buzsaky after the match, but he has denied any wrong-doing. Pulis and Beattie, Magilton and Buzaky, what’s the world coming to? Let’s keep the violence (allegedly) on the pitch! Otherwise we will need referees (maybe boxing referees) in the dressing rooms. QPR currently stand at 12th place in the Championship table. They, along with at least another ten teams, will benefit if Watford are docked the 10 points they will lose for going under financially. It would be good to see QPR (another London club, bless ‘em) back in the top flight, it has been a long time, but this year it’s probably beyond them.
Spurs v Wolves - 0:1 - Modric was back on the Spurs’ bench after his leg break some months ago, but he was no talisman - after three minutes an implausible free kick awarded against Huddlestone enabled Doyle to open the scoring for Wolves. The half time talk in the Spurs’ dressing room must have been dire, but whatever St Harold said had little effect, and the second half was a repeat of the first, with Wolves digging in and Spurs making little impact, the best chances falling to Huddlestone. After the match Sir H said that Spurs lacked a ‘cutting edge’ and that Wolves ‘defended for their lives’. But that’s what’s needed in the Premiership, a bit of trench warfare mentality. No Christmas party for Spurs this ear, we are told. As an aside, is it Your Ear’s imagination, or is the protection on Defoe’s broken fingers getting larger every week? On Saturday he was sporting what looked like a pair of very fat, white-wrapped frankfurters. If those bandages continue to expand he could end up looking like Mr Michelin.
Man Utd v Aston Villa - 0:1 - Agbonlahor edged Villa in front with a well-taken header (21). United waited for some thirty minutes of this game for their first shot on goal but Friedel saved it well. Shortly after Rooney was cautioned for ‘simulation’ which means taking a dive. Rooney subsequently saw several valiant attempts come to nothing, one off the crossbar, as ManU applied much pressure and shouts of ‘who are ya?’ from Villa seemed more than a little optimistic. But Villa’s defence is dour and on occasion lucky, and Villa took the honours for the first time at
Old Trafford since November 1983. Sir Alex duly shook Martin O’Neill’s hand and with more grace than he berated the linesman for (as he saw it) the lack of extra time allowed.
Bolton v Man City - 3:3 - This match, as Leslie Phillips might have said, was a real ding-dong.
Klasnic (although probably offside) opened the scoring for Bolton (11). Tevez, City’s best player on the day, got the goal back with a neat flick (28). Gary Cahill scored a great goal (43) to put Bolton ahead again but Richards, after a good build-up, levelled the match again in stoppage time at the end of the half. Klasnic got his second goal with a superb strike (53) before Bellamy was sent off (for a second yellow, the first was for dissent, the second, for diving, was completely in error). But even reduced to 10 men City looked the more aggressive side and man-of-the-match Tevez duly earned City a draw with a brilliant long range shot (77). City had to keep coming from behind in this game, but they did; better than conceding a draw from the front and (other than Hughes’ annoyance at Bellamy’s red card) both managers seemed relatively happy with the result.
Stoke v Wigan - 2:2 - The Pulis/Beattie debacle seems to have abated, although Beattie did not start. Boyce’s strong header put Wigan ahead (16) but Tuncay levelled it (37) before the toe of Scharner at full stretch denied the Turkish international what would have been a fine second goal. Then, an extraordinary moment by Wigan’s Figueroa, possibly the goal of the year, when he scored from a quickly taken free kick in his own half (72). You don’t get many of those to the pound, but within two minutes Shawcross had brought Stoke level again. In the 89th minute Huth won a bad penalty decision (he was both offside and not fouled) which Sorenson saved from Rodallega.
Birmingham v West Ham - 1:0 -The first half was fairly even and most of the action was saved for the second. Bowyer scored for Birmingham (52) due to poor defending (although they all have to be put away) and although The Hammers had a few chances they could not get back on terms.
Noble was wrongly sent off for a challenge, a decision which was more than harsh. Afterwards Zola, normally Mr Politeness-Itself - ‘my view is that the referee took the day off’. He was right.
Sunderland v Portsmouth v Burnley - 1:1 – Bent, who always looks formidable on the attack, took a chance well to put Sunderland ahead (23). The game was nip and tuck from then on, but Sunderland let their guard down at the death (90+3) and Kaboul scored, removed his shirt and was promptly sent off, just before the final whistle was blown. Still, a very good point for Pompey.
Burnley v Fulham - 1:1 – This game was mostly Fulham’s but it was 50 minutes before Zamora opened the scoring, (and looked almost looked happy at doing so this week). But a good volley by Elliot off a cross by Jordan earned Burnley another point at home.
Hull v Blackburn - 0:0 -There were few opportunities at either end in a fairly scrappy game. This was the third goal-less draw on the trot for Blackburn. Phil Brown, grinning - ‘a point’s a point!’
Liverpool v Arsenal - 1:2 - The runes did not read well for either side going into this match - in League and Cup Liverpool had won only 3 out of 14 games, while Arsenal had lost 4 of their last 6. And it was, in the fullest sense of the hackneyed phrase, a game of two halves. From the off Liverpool were all over Arsenal and the first half saw a great chance for Torres squandered (lack of fitness and/or match practice?). Meanwhile Gallas got away with two bad challenges that might have led to penalties, until the pressure paid off and Kuyt scored four minutes before half time. In the dressing room Mr Wenger apparently became mildly annoyed, and it’s said he might have thrown a few plastic cups around. It worked, and Arsenal largely owned the second half, with Liverpool running out of steam and ideas. However, Liverpool also got the second goal, a very unfortunate o/g by Glen Johnson (50). Arshavin's star shone briefly (but for long enough) to bury a shot in an instant in the top left hand corner of the net (58) to win Arsenal the match. These games turn on the finest of pivot points, two penalties that might have been and one or two other important decisions, all of which went in Arsenal’s favour. After the game Benitez agreed that it had been ‘an opportunity missed’ whilst Wenger said (of The Gunners’ poor first half) ‘I believe it was a mixture of desire to do well and fear of a big game, they had the first half, we had the second.’ In answer to the question; ‘Are you back in the title hunt?’ the reply was; ‘Mathematically yes, and mentally, certainly.’ Well done, Arsenal, this season gets more interesting by the week - ManU are being forced to look behind themselves now, as well as ahead.
News of the Week (to keep us in perspective) - In a week when Ryan Giggs won the Sports Personality of the Year award in Sheffield and all that Mr Berlusconi wants for Christmas is his two front teeth (the tooth fairy left him €1 per tooth, we are told), we turn to football to lighten both our hearts and the daily load.
Football Headlines of the Week- Watford Fans Stranded - Rumour has it that a group of travelling Watford fans have been stranded abroad by the Globespan travel company collapse. So, an insolvency renders them unable to be at home in time for… their favourite football team to go bust. What a bummer! New Job For Paul Hart - Former Portsmouth boss Paul Hart has been named as the new manager of Queens Park Rangers. Congratulations, and let’s hope he is given a fair run at it. He replaces Jim Magilton who, with his assistant John Gorman, left QPR by mutual consent. This follows an ‘an incident’ on 7 December at Vicarage Road, where QPR lost 3-1 to Watford. Apparently Magilton had a ‘difference of opinion’ with midfielder Akos Buzsaky after the match, but he has denied any wrong-doing. Pulis and Beattie, Magilton and Buzaky, what’s the world coming to? Let’s keep the violence (allegedly) on the pitch! Otherwise we will need referees (maybe boxing referees) in the dressing rooms. QPR currently stand at 12th place in the Championship table. They, along with at least another ten teams, will benefit if Watford are docked the 10 points they will lose for going under financially. It would be good to see QPR (another London club, bless ‘em) back in the top flight, it has been a long time, but this year it’s probably beyond them.
Thursday 10 December 2009
Premiership round up - Week 15
Arsenal v Stoke - 2:0 - Arsene Wenger will remember his 500th Premier League game as Arsenal manager (and Arsenal's 100th game at the Emirates - unbelievable, isn't it?) with some fondness as it ends a three match losing streak and (perhaps belatedly) puts the Gunners back on the title-hunt path. And he has Arshavin to thank for it, as the Russian tore Stoke apart with ease to open the scoring (26), although other players might also have scored for Arsenal. Stoke gave the Gunners a few worrying moments, but Arsenal sealed their victory when Aaron Ramsey thumped one home from the edge of the box (79). The win, according to Wenger, helps Arsenal 'start again,' although Arsenal's squad suffered more injuries to Eboue, Gallas and Rosicky. As an aside, Arshavin was quoted as saying that Arsenal need some taller players (they should have kept Adebayor, then). What is he talking about? According to the web, Arshavin himself is somewhere between 1.69-1.72m (around 5'6"-5'8" for those unable to cope with metric). Your Ear thinks he is probably about 4'8", but who cares? - Arshavin is the perfect advertisement for the smaller player.
Aston Villa v Hull - 3:0 - Early Villa pressure finally led to Milner providing for Dunne, who hammered the ball into the roof of the net (13). Unfortunately, shortly after, Hull's Jimmy Bullard limped off with a painful and possibly serious knee injury. Milner doubled Villa's lead with an opportunistic goal, lobbing the Tigers' keeper from 25 yards (29) and substitute John Carew finished off the Villa score line from the spot after Duke brought down Ashley Young (88). The victory was only Villa's second win in seven league matches and Martin O'Neill was very satisfied with his team's performance, which rekindles top 4 aspirations. Hull's defeat ends their run of four unbeaten matches and brings the relegation zone within just 3 points (again). Despite Phil Brown's protestations, the Bullard injury is a great blow to Hull, who Your Ear now forecasts will experience a reversal in fortunes.
Blackburn v Liverpool - 0:0 - Dour, resolute Blackburn defending kept Liverpool at bay for the entire match. Both sides had their chances but Blackburn’s were possibly the better ones. None were taken. To say this is not proving to be Liverpool's season would be a gross understatement, Rafa's side is seventh in the table and it's hard to see how they might finish higher than fifth, even though they might go on one of their famous '20 matches in a row without a defeat' runs. Although Benitez was understandably frustrated with a draw the result delighted Sam Allardyce on his second day back at work after heart surgery. Gerrard played well (on his 500th appearance for the club) but Liverpool also need Torres, and badly!
Man City v Chelsea - 2:1 - After so many uninspiring performances recently City finally came up trumps with this deserved win against Chelsea. It brings the season back to life, and is the best Christmas present City could have given Premiership fans (except, of course, to those who support the Blues). Chelsea got the first goal (o/g, Adebayor, 8) but Adebayor equalized off a Wright-Phillips' shot which was half-blocked by Richards (37). Tevez literally put the boot in with a 20-yard free-kick after 56 minutes to gain the lead for City. Chelsea might have earned a draw from a late penalty but Given was the hero of the day, saving from Lampard. This huge result means that Mark Hughes can breathe a sigh of management relief. Ancelotti is a fan, anyway - he thinks Hughes is 'a good coach'. Wonder if coach means manager, in Ancelotti-speak.
Portsmouth v Burnley - 2:0 - Avram Grant got his first victory with Pompey following a difficult week off the pitch, with Portsmouth's players paid their latest wages only after the club took a loan. Portsmouth were awarded a bad penalty in the 31st minute but Dindane's feeble miss (to Grant's total frustration, as Boateng should have taken it) was fair justice. Other than that Burnley bossed the first hour but their abysmal away record continued when Pompey went in front (Hreidarsson, left foot, 65). Dindane made amends for his penalty attempt and secured victory with a header (84). It's easy to congratulate the goal scorers, but Portsmouth should really thank Kanu, who came on as substitute (and goal creator ) and their Bosnian keeper, Asmir Begovic, for this win.
West Ham v Man Utd - 0:4 - ManU have obviously decided to celebrate Christmas early, and overpowered the Hammers in the second half to keep the pressure on Chelsea. West Ham might have scored (Collison) after a slapdash back-pass by Giggs (must be feeling his age, after so many fine performances recently). But after an indifferent first half, with West Ham defending well, Scholes started the rout when he crashed the ball home (Ferguson - 'a wonderful hit') with the last kick of the half. Giggs set up Gibson to crack in a second (61) then Rooney assisted Valencia for ManU's third (71), before Valencia crossed a minute later for Rooney to finish off the Hammers. Sir Alex is now having to deal with multiple injuries, forcing some of his team to play outside their usual position, particularly Carrick. But one of United's strengths over the years has been an ability to do just that. Zola - 'The first goal changed the story of the game. We were defending well and they didn't create much. We have no complaints - our players gave everything. When you play the champions it's always difficult and if you give them something they will exploit it. The second goal killed us.'
Wigan v Birmingham - 2:3 - A good second-half comeback gave Birmingham their first away win and stretched their unbeaten league run to six games. N'Zogbia's curling effort after good service from Scotland put Wigan ahead (33), but Birmingham came back after half time and Larsson converted a pair of free-kicks (61 & 72) either side of a breakaway goal by Benitez (66). Substitute Jordi Gomez pulled one back for Wigan (89) with a late free-kick. Birmingham's third successive win promotes them to eighth in the Premiership. Manager Alex McLeish - 'We're showing we belong in the Premier League, the players are entitled to feel massively confident because they've earned it.' Your Ear wonders how many of these players will still be there at the end of January if Birmingham go on a transfer spending spree. Martinez - 'It is difficult to explain how we lost the game, we created chance after chance and dominated the first half.' Your Ear would helpfully advise Roberto that Wigan lost the game because Birmingham got more goals.
Wolves v Bolton - 2:1 - Craddock put Wolves ahead with an early volley (3) although he was offside. Milijas got a second after the break with a great 30-yard strike (63). Elmander pulled a goal back when he bundled the ball in from a corner (79), but Wolves survived a tense last few minutes to earn a deserved victory. Wolves' third league win this season leapfrogs them above Bolton in the table. McCarthy was delighted with his 'massive' win, and honestly admitted 'The goal was offside but it was my turn for a bit of luck.' Bolton’s manager Gary Megson, annoyed that his team have yet to keep a clean sheet this season, said 'We have talked about the fact that nine of their 11 goals have come from set-pieces so it's soul-destroying when they score after three minutes from a set-piece. Defending that first set-piece we were poor but nowhere near as poor as the linesman. It was a poor, poor decision. In the last 20 minutes you've seen the away team take the game to the home team. We created a lot of problems, created a lot of chances and they couldn't get out of their half yet we left it too late.' Which was also honest.
Fulham v Sunderland - 1:0 - Zamora's header in the seventh minute put Fulham ahead and it could fairly be said that Fulham owned the first half, although they could not increase their lead. Sunderland, who have only picked up four points away all season, were the better side and made it a good contest in the second period, but could not get back on terms, Bent particularly missing a couple of good chances. Roy Hodgson (on Zamora's unexplained and apparent annoyance at having scored) - 'He can be as aggravated and as angry as he likes, as long as he keeps putting the ball in the back of the net he can rail at the world for all I care.' Steve Bruce - 'We're too easy away from home… we've got to get the monkey off our back.'
Everton v Spurs - 2:2 - Spurs looked the business early on, but they seem to need a lead of at least 3 goals in order not to succumb to nerves. In the early part of the game Crouch could not capitalize on a Lennon pass and Defoe also missed a couple of chances, although Everton had squandered their own opportunities. Spurs (Defoe) broke through in the 2nd minute of the second half and Dawson (59) got a second with a good plunging header. Kranjcar nearly scored a third from a free kick and Crouch might also have added to Spurs' total but missed. Then the heebie-jeebies crept in. Saha gained a foothold for Everton (78) and nearly got another from a great overhead kick attempt. Spurs definitely looked skittish and unsettled, and proved to be so when Cahill equalized with 4 minutes to go. Fate extended Spurs a lifeline when Palacios was flattened in the box and stretchered off in extra time. But Defoe (unusually given his recent form) missed from the penalty spot ('It wasn't to be,' said St Hal, shrugging his saintly shoulders). Spurs should have won this game but Everton’s perseverance served them well for their point.
Boring But Not Completely Uninteresting Trivia - Defoe was not alone in missing a penalty this week, and was in good company. Five penalties were awarded in the last ten Premiership matches. John Carew scored his for Aston Villa, but, besides Defoe, Lampard, Fabregas and Dindane all missed. So, 4:1 in favour of the 'missed penalty fairy'. Conversely, a good week for keepers.
News of the Week (to keep us in perspective) - Royal Harpist Convicted - Although found not guilty of burglary a former royal harpist battling a drug addiction has been convicted of handling stolen goods. Possibly not the right instrument to play, given her potential future in the hereafter.
Football Story of the Week - Viagra For England At World Cup? - A sports scientist says giving England players Viagra at next year's World Cup in South Africa would help them cope with altitude by boosting lung capacity. He said: ‘It's scientifically proven that the process of how Viagra works in the body, by enlarging the blood vessels (Ed. - Oh, is that what it does!), can improve performance of some athletes. Also known as sildenafil, it's been used by football teams in South America and some cyclists because it's not a banned substance.’ Your Ear (who, as soon as he reads the words ‘scientifically proven’ starts rooting around for the emails which might show otherwise) would question why, if it enhances performance, the substance is not banned. However, given the nature of the drug, here are some other questions:
a) will it only be lungs that are ‘boosted’?
b) and will those taking the drug do so purely to boost their lung capacity? (pull the other one)
c) when would players take it? (surely not the night before a match)
d) will it help out-of form strikers to score more? (Ed. - please, readers, this is a serious issue)
e) will it affect post-goal celebrations? (let’s hope not, things could get ugly)
f) if Viagra were to sponsor a team what would their logo be? (Ed. - answers on a postcard please).
Second Best Football Story of the Week – Season Of Goodwill? - James Beattie's future at Stoke is in doubt following a bust-up with potentially potty Potters’ manager, Tony Pulis at Arsenal. Pulis is alleged to have tried to head-butt Beattie after an argument. The story goes (allegedly) that after Saturday’s 2-0 defeat Pulis told his players to report for training on Monday. Beattie reminded Pulis that he had given them the day off (Monday being the day after the team’s Christmas party in London) and protested when Pulis would not change his mind. At which point, witnesses say, Pulis unsuccessfully tried to butt Beattie, who defended himself. The club refused to comment but confirmed that players were expected to report for training. The failed attempts by Pulis to hit Beattie show he is not a seasoned professional Premiership manager. He needs to attend Sir Alex's classes on 'how to hit a world class footballer with a well-aimed boot'.
Funny Football Story of the Week - Goalkeeper Strikers – It’s well known that goalkeepers often score goals. Go here for a few videos on goal-scoring keepers, particularly the first one on ex-Hamburg and Bayer Leverkusen keeper Hans-Jorg Butt. This shows him scoring from the penalty spot, then taking too long in celebrating on returning to his own goal, during which time the opposition kick off and lob him. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/early-doors/article/217715/
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Aston Villa v Hull - 3:0 - Early Villa pressure finally led to Milner providing for Dunne, who hammered the ball into the roof of the net (13). Unfortunately, shortly after, Hull's Jimmy Bullard limped off with a painful and possibly serious knee injury. Milner doubled Villa's lead with an opportunistic goal, lobbing the Tigers' keeper from 25 yards (29) and substitute John Carew finished off the Villa score line from the spot after Duke brought down Ashley Young (88). The victory was only Villa's second win in seven league matches and Martin O'Neill was very satisfied with his team's performance, which rekindles top 4 aspirations. Hull's defeat ends their run of four unbeaten matches and brings the relegation zone within just 3 points (again). Despite Phil Brown's protestations, the Bullard injury is a great blow to Hull, who Your Ear now forecasts will experience a reversal in fortunes.
Blackburn v Liverpool - 0:0 - Dour, resolute Blackburn defending kept Liverpool at bay for the entire match. Both sides had their chances but Blackburn’s were possibly the better ones. None were taken. To say this is not proving to be Liverpool's season would be a gross understatement, Rafa's side is seventh in the table and it's hard to see how they might finish higher than fifth, even though they might go on one of their famous '20 matches in a row without a defeat' runs. Although Benitez was understandably frustrated with a draw the result delighted Sam Allardyce on his second day back at work after heart surgery. Gerrard played well (on his 500th appearance for the club) but Liverpool also need Torres, and badly!
Man City v Chelsea - 2:1 - After so many uninspiring performances recently City finally came up trumps with this deserved win against Chelsea. It brings the season back to life, and is the best Christmas present City could have given Premiership fans (except, of course, to those who support the Blues). Chelsea got the first goal (o/g, Adebayor, 8) but Adebayor equalized off a Wright-Phillips' shot which was half-blocked by Richards (37). Tevez literally put the boot in with a 20-yard free-kick after 56 minutes to gain the lead for City. Chelsea might have earned a draw from a late penalty but Given was the hero of the day, saving from Lampard. This huge result means that Mark Hughes can breathe a sigh of management relief. Ancelotti is a fan, anyway - he thinks Hughes is 'a good coach'. Wonder if coach means manager, in Ancelotti-speak.
Portsmouth v Burnley - 2:0 - Avram Grant got his first victory with Pompey following a difficult week off the pitch, with Portsmouth's players paid their latest wages only after the club took a loan. Portsmouth were awarded a bad penalty in the 31st minute but Dindane's feeble miss (to Grant's total frustration, as Boateng should have taken it) was fair justice. Other than that Burnley bossed the first hour but their abysmal away record continued when Pompey went in front (Hreidarsson, left foot, 65). Dindane made amends for his penalty attempt and secured victory with a header (84). It's easy to congratulate the goal scorers, but Portsmouth should really thank Kanu, who came on as substitute (and goal creator ) and their Bosnian keeper, Asmir Begovic, for this win.
West Ham v Man Utd - 0:4 - ManU have obviously decided to celebrate Christmas early, and overpowered the Hammers in the second half to keep the pressure on Chelsea. West Ham might have scored (Collison) after a slapdash back-pass by Giggs (must be feeling his age, after so many fine performances recently). But after an indifferent first half, with West Ham defending well, Scholes started the rout when he crashed the ball home (Ferguson - 'a wonderful hit') with the last kick of the half. Giggs set up Gibson to crack in a second (61) then Rooney assisted Valencia for ManU's third (71), before Valencia crossed a minute later for Rooney to finish off the Hammers. Sir Alex is now having to deal with multiple injuries, forcing some of his team to play outside their usual position, particularly Carrick. But one of United's strengths over the years has been an ability to do just that. Zola - 'The first goal changed the story of the game. We were defending well and they didn't create much. We have no complaints - our players gave everything. When you play the champions it's always difficult and if you give them something they will exploit it. The second goal killed us.'
Wigan v Birmingham - 2:3 - A good second-half comeback gave Birmingham their first away win and stretched their unbeaten league run to six games. N'Zogbia's curling effort after good service from Scotland put Wigan ahead (33), but Birmingham came back after half time and Larsson converted a pair of free-kicks (61 & 72) either side of a breakaway goal by Benitez (66). Substitute Jordi Gomez pulled one back for Wigan (89) with a late free-kick. Birmingham's third successive win promotes them to eighth in the Premiership. Manager Alex McLeish - 'We're showing we belong in the Premier League, the players are entitled to feel massively confident because they've earned it.' Your Ear wonders how many of these players will still be there at the end of January if Birmingham go on a transfer spending spree. Martinez - 'It is difficult to explain how we lost the game, we created chance after chance and dominated the first half.' Your Ear would helpfully advise Roberto that Wigan lost the game because Birmingham got more goals.
Wolves v Bolton - 2:1 - Craddock put Wolves ahead with an early volley (3) although he was offside. Milijas got a second after the break with a great 30-yard strike (63). Elmander pulled a goal back when he bundled the ball in from a corner (79), but Wolves survived a tense last few minutes to earn a deserved victory. Wolves' third league win this season leapfrogs them above Bolton in the table. McCarthy was delighted with his 'massive' win, and honestly admitted 'The goal was offside but it was my turn for a bit of luck.' Bolton’s manager Gary Megson, annoyed that his team have yet to keep a clean sheet this season, said 'We have talked about the fact that nine of their 11 goals have come from set-pieces so it's soul-destroying when they score after three minutes from a set-piece. Defending that first set-piece we were poor but nowhere near as poor as the linesman. It was a poor, poor decision. In the last 20 minutes you've seen the away team take the game to the home team. We created a lot of problems, created a lot of chances and they couldn't get out of their half yet we left it too late.' Which was also honest.
Fulham v Sunderland - 1:0 - Zamora's header in the seventh minute put Fulham ahead and it could fairly be said that Fulham owned the first half, although they could not increase their lead. Sunderland, who have only picked up four points away all season, were the better side and made it a good contest in the second period, but could not get back on terms, Bent particularly missing a couple of good chances. Roy Hodgson (on Zamora's unexplained and apparent annoyance at having scored) - 'He can be as aggravated and as angry as he likes, as long as he keeps putting the ball in the back of the net he can rail at the world for all I care.' Steve Bruce - 'We're too easy away from home… we've got to get the monkey off our back.'
Everton v Spurs - 2:2 - Spurs looked the business early on, but they seem to need a lead of at least 3 goals in order not to succumb to nerves. In the early part of the game Crouch could not capitalize on a Lennon pass and Defoe also missed a couple of chances, although Everton had squandered their own opportunities. Spurs (Defoe) broke through in the 2nd minute of the second half and Dawson (59) got a second with a good plunging header. Kranjcar nearly scored a third from a free kick and Crouch might also have added to Spurs' total but missed. Then the heebie-jeebies crept in. Saha gained a foothold for Everton (78) and nearly got another from a great overhead kick attempt. Spurs definitely looked skittish and unsettled, and proved to be so when Cahill equalized with 4 minutes to go. Fate extended Spurs a lifeline when Palacios was flattened in the box and stretchered off in extra time. But Defoe (unusually given his recent form) missed from the penalty spot ('It wasn't to be,' said St Hal, shrugging his saintly shoulders). Spurs should have won this game but Everton’s perseverance served them well for their point.
Boring But Not Completely Uninteresting Trivia - Defoe was not alone in missing a penalty this week, and was in good company. Five penalties were awarded in the last ten Premiership matches. John Carew scored his for Aston Villa, but, besides Defoe, Lampard, Fabregas and Dindane all missed. So, 4:1 in favour of the 'missed penalty fairy'. Conversely, a good week for keepers.
News of the Week (to keep us in perspective) - Royal Harpist Convicted - Although found not guilty of burglary a former royal harpist battling a drug addiction has been convicted of handling stolen goods. Possibly not the right instrument to play, given her potential future in the hereafter.
Football Story of the Week - Viagra For England At World Cup? - A sports scientist says giving England players Viagra at next year's World Cup in South Africa would help them cope with altitude by boosting lung capacity. He said: ‘It's scientifically proven that the process of how Viagra works in the body, by enlarging the blood vessels (Ed. - Oh, is that what it does!), can improve performance of some athletes. Also known as sildenafil, it's been used by football teams in South America and some cyclists because it's not a banned substance.’ Your Ear (who, as soon as he reads the words ‘scientifically proven’ starts rooting around for the emails which might show otherwise) would question why, if it enhances performance, the substance is not banned. However, given the nature of the drug, here are some other questions:
a) will it only be lungs that are ‘boosted’?
b) and will those taking the drug do so purely to boost their lung capacity? (pull the other one)
c) when would players take it? (surely not the night before a match)
d) will it help out-of form strikers to score more? (Ed. - please, readers, this is a serious issue)
e) will it affect post-goal celebrations? (let’s hope not, things could get ugly)
f) if Viagra were to sponsor a team what would their logo be? (Ed. - answers on a postcard please).
Second Best Football Story of the Week – Season Of Goodwill? - James Beattie's future at Stoke is in doubt following a bust-up with potentially potty Potters’ manager, Tony Pulis at Arsenal. Pulis is alleged to have tried to head-butt Beattie after an argument. The story goes (allegedly) that after Saturday’s 2-0 defeat Pulis told his players to report for training on Monday. Beattie reminded Pulis that he had given them the day off (Monday being the day after the team’s Christmas party in London) and protested when Pulis would not change his mind. At which point, witnesses say, Pulis unsuccessfully tried to butt Beattie, who defended himself. The club refused to comment but confirmed that players were expected to report for training. The failed attempts by Pulis to hit Beattie show he is not a seasoned professional Premiership manager. He needs to attend Sir Alex's classes on 'how to hit a world class footballer with a well-aimed boot'.
Funny Football Story of the Week - Goalkeeper Strikers – It’s well known that goalkeepers often score goals. Go here for a few videos on goal-scoring keepers, particularly the first one on ex-Hamburg and Bayer Leverkusen keeper Hans-Jorg Butt. This shows him scoring from the penalty spot, then taking too long in celebrating on returning to his own goal, during which time the opposition kick off and lob him. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/early-doors/article/217715/
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Tuesday 1 December 2009
Premiership round up - Week 14
Portsmouth v Man Utd - 1:4 - Avram Grant (ex-Chelsea) took over from managerial casualty, Paul Hart - no chance for Portsmouth now, thought Your Ear. However, Pompey got the bit between their teeth early on; Dindane missed three chances before United scored from a penalty (Rooney, 25). Within 7 minutes Vidic engaged in a bit of shirt-pulling and Boateng scored from a penalty at the other end. Rooney got his second from open play near the start of the second half and his hat-trick from another penalty (54). Giggs made it four from a free kick (87), scoring his 100th Premier league goal for ManU the day before his 36th birthday. An example to us all. Portsmouth (Utaka) nearly scored a spectacular goal in extra time, but this was not an auspicious debut match for Portsmouth’s new manager. On the other hand had Pompey taken one of their opportunities in the first half it might have led to a different result. No, that’s wrong, it wouldn’t!
West Ham v Burnley - 5:3 - There were early chances at either end but West Ham began to score freely after 18 minutes (Collison from Parker’s quickly taken free kick). Junior Stanislas squeezed the ball home for West Ham’s second (34). Then Cole scored from a penalty (43). In the second half Franco gave Jensen no chance to save his header from a free kick (51). Finally Jiminez scored from a penalty (64) after Jensen overcommitted himself. At which point, 5:0 up and cruising, West Ham fell fast asleep. Fletcher retrieved one for Burnley (68) with a simple tap home from a cross that sliced the Hammers’ defence in two. Instead of waking up West Ham started to snore more deeply and Burnley did exactly the same again (Fletcher, 74). Burnley’s Caldwell was sent off, but Burnley still got a third goal (Eagles, 90+5). West Ham score many goals (9th best ‘goals for’ in the Premiership) but they also bleed them. Fortunately for the Hammers, so do Burnley, particularly away. Zola celebrates a 3 pointer, at last.
Aston Villa v Spurs - 1:1 - Agbonlahor bundled the ball home after 10 minutes after Spurs missed several attempts. Villa hung on for an hour or so under severe pressure before Dawson equalized (77). St Hal seemed less pleased with a point than Martin O’Neil - ‘We should have won the game, we had 14 shots to their 1,’ (actually it was 15 to Villa’s 9, so St Hal was not infallible on this occasion). Spurs are a stronger side than Villa going forwards, but their defence remains questionable, whereas Villa’s strengths are the reverse. So, a point was well won by both sides.
Man City v Hull - 1:1 - Robinho put himself about a lot with some good looking but fruitless moves. Finally, after many attempts, Wright-Phillips got City ahead by a deflected shot at the end of the half. Bullard crashed home a disputed penalty with 9 minutes to go, then extracted the Michael from his manager in the celebration (the Hull players sat in a circle, mimicking the telling-off Phil Brown gave his players the last time they played away to City). This was the 7th draw in a row for an unconvincing City (and this last sentence is becoming a familiar cut and paste job for Your Ear). City are failing badly in that they have gone ahead in their last four games only to concede a draw. Mark Hughes is beginning to exhibit that look of haunted fatigue that soon-to-be ex-managers often display.
Wigan v Sunderland - 1:0 - Wigan did not look or play like a side that had been thumped right royally the week before. Having said that, Bent nearly nicked an early goal, and (in Your Ear’s view) should at least have won a free kick near the goal line by having forced a pass back to the keeper by Boyce. This game could hardly be described as lively, although Wigan’s Scotland was denied by the post. But after much to-ing and fro-ing, Rodallega broke the deadlock with 14 mins to go. Well done, Wigan, after last week's hammering.
Fulham v Bolton - 1:1 - Bolton went ahead after 35 mins (Klasnic), then withstood everything Fulham threw at them until finally Duff equalized (75). Bit of a yawn, this match.
Blackburn v Stoke - 0:0 - Stoke had the better chances in the first half but there was no score. Sitters were missed at either end and the game ended in a goal-less draw. Neither this nor the Fulham v Bolton game proved to be inspiring matches, but then, they can’t all be 9:1, can they?
Arsenal v Chelsea - 0:3 - Arsenal started the game below full strength, Van Persie is injured and out for several months, Diaby and Bendtner were also missing. The Gunners failed to take a couple of early chances but Chelsea looked strong from the outset. An excellent Ashley Cole pass was seized upon by Drogba, who scored a very good, flicked-on goal (41). A little later, following another piece of cleverness, Chelsea pushed the ball forward awkwardly into Arsenal’s box, forcing an o/g by Vermaelen (45). Arshavin had a goal disallowed and the game was wrapped up by a great free kick by Drogba (86). Chelsea were too good for Arsenal today. They have the most parsimonious (some would say stingy) defence in the Premiership (only 8 goals conceded, 4 better than the next stingiest, ManU on 12). And they were far better than the Gunners up front. Drogba and Anelka are both immensely strong, in any way you like to see it, either on a physical or skill basis. Wenger was quietly incensed, with some justice, on the subject of the disallowed Arshavin goal. Arsene thought the linesman called it rather than the referee, but in any event on being told that the goal was judged to be unfair play (Eduardo’s foot up on Cech’s hand) commented that he had reviewed it and - ‘what is wrong (sic), because I’ve watched that four times and he (the referee) cannot say that (it was unfair) because it’s not true… …you can’t believe referees any more if they tell you things like that.’ He had a point, but on the other hand Anelka was fouled and should have had a penalty early on, so the 3 goal margin might still have applied. Ancelotti seems to be supremely confident, without (to his credit) the least trace of smugness. So, Arsenal failed to do ManU the favour of beating Chelsea before Christmas. Now, as pundit Mark Lawrenson says, January becomes important, with several Chelsea players away for the Africa Cup.
Everton v Liverpool - 0:2 - Mascherano got a lucky deflection early on (o/g, Yobo, 12). Everton looked aggressive and intent but Bilyaletdinov’s miss of a fairly easy chance was typical of their poor fortune. Jo scored, and was given offside, but even though Everton were making all the plays (Jo given offside again) they could not break down Liverpool’s defence-orientated strategy. The second half saw lots of rash challenges by both sides and Reina made a couple of fine saves to deny Everton. It was not Yobo’s day, after a defensive error (by Yobo) Kuyt scored to clinch the game (80). Moyes comment - ‘The difference between the teams was a bit of luck,’ was a fair synopsis. A bad season thus far in scouse-land, though, for both clubs, particularly those in blue.
Wolves v Birmingham – 0:1 - Bowyer scored a cheeky goal with a very well-placed shot after just 3 minutes in this derby. Wolves exerted themselves manfully but to no avail and the following 87 minutes presented relatively routine stuff. Bowyer stood out as the best player on the pitch with one or two other efforts which did not quite deliver. Watching such games shows the gulf in quality between the lower-ranked sides and the top three or four clubs, which is huge. Birmingham are going to need a very large purse to bridge the gap. Wolves just have to grit their teeth, gird their loins, and get on with it. Or maybe they should gird their teeth and grit their loins…
Motoring News Roundup - In a week when Tiger Woods is under investigation for ramming a tree, a German motorist who had just seen the latest Harry Potter movie mistook an underground train tunnel for a road and drove 200 metres along the tracks before realizing what he had done, we turn to the following driver story of the week - Police 'Tase' Great-Grandma - According to the BBC great-grandma Kathryn Winkfein was stopped by deputy sheriff Chris Bieze for driving at 60mph in a 45mph zone in her white pick-up while shopping in Austin, Texas. She resisted arrest and became argumentative. A police video then shows Mr Bieze push Mrs Winkfein before pointing the taser gun at her. ‘If you don't step back, you're going to get tased,’ Mr Bieze said. ‘Go ahead, tase me. I dare you,’ she replied. He did, and the video shows Mrs Winkfein hitting the ground and moaning in pain. This is what gets Americans a bad name, great-grandmas who speed whilst out shopping. Your Ear congratulates the Texas constabulary and their 'zero tolerance' policy to stamp out such anti-social behaviour. This is how the west was won.
Story of the Week (to keep us in perspective) - Vatican Grooves - Pop Pope - The Vatican reacted swiftly to last week’s report (Japan’s PM In Chart Bid), with news that ‘top of the popes’ Benedict XVI could be the big banana in music this Christmas through recordings of his speeches and songs set to original classical music compositions. The music’s three composers, a British agnostic, an Italian Catholic, and a Moroccan born Muslim, say the album's purpose is to promote a communal, worldwide experience, rather than to spread a Catholic message. Albums by acts like The Priests and Monks have sold well over the years and even if a small percentage of the world’s one billion Catholics buy the CD it will be a massive hit. The album will be released on Geffen Records, which has published work by Guns N' Roses, Aerosmith, Joan Rivers, Manowar (Louder Than Hell), Madness, Death Angel, Gutterboy, The Simpsons, Pariah, Eagles (Hell Freezes Over), Snoop Dog, The Cure, Kardinal Offishall, but not The Damned. Geffen Records boss Colin Barlow told Sky News: ‘The beauty of this is people first hear this and say 'no way'. Then it actually starts to dawn on people that it's a really amazing record. I think people will be really blown away when they listen to it.’ Not literally, Your Ear hopes.
Football Headlines – Shirt-Pulling Solution - ‘Why allow this crazy practice?,’ says top fashion designer. ‘It is sooo silly and unnecessary. I have designed special paper-based clothing. It looks good but tears easily, so when a shirt is grabbed a handful comes away and sticks to the offender’s fingers. The evidence of foul play will be clear for all to see, and as the shirts are disposable they will save on laundry bills. And they are recyclable. Voila!’ Several namby-pamby, whinging clubs are known to be interested. Meanwhile, the FA continues to fail to answer why they appear to condone shirt-pulling as part of the sport. If they wanted to eradicate it they could - players get an automatic yellow for taking their shirts off to celebrate, why not reward a handful of shirt with the same? Ferguson Misquoted – When he said (discussing Pompey’s position in the league a week before the match) ‘that Portsmouth’s all heart and it seems nothing can be odder,’ what he actually said was ‘that Portsmouth’s Paul Hart and his team are nothing but cannon fodder.’
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Tuesday 24 November 2009
Premiership round up - Week 13
Liverpool v Man City - 2:2 - Both sides took to the field of play hoping to finish in the league’s top 4, but lately both have faltered. Liverpool, who nearly scored early on, maintained the initiative but the Kop had to wait until the second half, when Skrtel beat Adebayor (defending in his own box for once). Adebayor got his own back 19 minutes later, scoring with a free header. Ireland put City ahead after some good work by Tevez, but Benayoun levelled the match a minute later. It was all Liverpool until the end but they could not clinch a winner. Sixth draw in a row for an unconvincing City, although Liverpool at home were never going to be easy opponents for them.
Sunderland v Arsenal - 1:0 - Arsenal sometimes make football look an easy game to play, moving the ball with a tight level of fluency that few other teams can match. However, on occasion Arsenal also lull themselves (gently) off to sleep, as if hypnotized by their own mastery. The Gunners made some tremendous but unfruitful efforts, two of which would surely have been candidates for goal of the month. Sunderland organized themselves to defend but the one man up front, Bent, scored a good goal to give his side the game. Wenger's view? - 'A massive setback.'
Birmingham v Fulham - 1:0 - Chances at either end were not converted until Bowyer calmly tapped the ball over the keeper after 16 minutes. Fulham played positively in pouring rain but could not score. All very low key stuff, probably due, at least in part, to the weather.
Burnley v Aston Villa - 1:1- Richard Dunne is having a bad week. First he was amongst those robbed by Henri's 'main de Dieu,' in the World Cup qualifiers. Then he failed to stop Caldwell scoring in the 9th minute, giving Burnley their usual home lead. At one point Jensen came so far off his line his manager thought he'd substituted himself, but he, and Burnley, got away with it. Agbonlahor should have scored ten minutes later but with less than five minutes to spare Heskey muscled his way onto the ball to head a last gasp equalizer.
Hull v West Ham - 3:3 - West Ham started brightly, Franco scoring from a corner after 5 minutes. Collison got another a little afterwards with a quality looping header following a beautiful long cross by Franco. Hull's first goal was also a looping header, but this time by deflection (o/g Cole, off Bullard's free kick). Zayatte got Hull’s second goal two minutes before the break. A dire penalty decision allowed Bullard, who has made a huge difference to Hull, to score from the spot, giving Hull the lead at half time. Mendy was sent off for a foul on Parker with 36 minutes left. Da Costa scored a third in the 69th minute but West Ham should have made Hull pay more dearly. Stanislas should have scored twice more, or at least hit the target, but the game ended in a draw, making this the second time West Ham have gone two up and had to settle for a single point. Zola - 'We are scoring plenty of goals, we just need to focus, to defend our goal a little better.' Which is true, but is much the same as saying ‘if we score more than we let in, we'll win a few games.’
Chelsea v Wolves - 4:0 - Wolves tried, and tried hard, but if you don't have the quality, you won't (as Hansen would have it) put the ball in the back of the net. Malouda has that quality and ambled up the pitch to thump one home from 30 yards after 5 minutes. Essien headed in a corner kick a little later. Kalou might have had a brace, but even with a reduced squad Chelsea were strolling. Wolves repeatedly failed to close down Essien, who got a third. Cech saved well to deny Ebanks-Blake’s header, but that was the only bright moment for Wolves before Joe Cole scored from a well-worked Anelka-inspired lay-off to make it four. Essien nearly got a hat-trick with two nice shots, but Chelsea did need him to. Anelka came off and Kakuta, Chelsea's new (some say illegally signed) French player came on and showed what a prize he is. Worth going to court for! Mick McCarthy’s view - 'We were absolutely mullahed.' McCarthy obviously knows his urban dictionary, which states that to be ‘mullahed’ means; Getting absolutely shoe'd, almost to the point of molestation by a clearly superior force or entity. He was right, Wolves were the oysters at the seafood stall, prised apart and swallowed whole.
Man United v Everton - 3:0 - A great strike by Fletcher arrowed into the back of the net after 35 minutes to give ManU a well-deserved lead. Vidic went to war, as he often does and flattened John Heitinga, who had to go off. Rooney grazed the bar, Owen, who had a good game, was a threat on several occasions and had one or two chances. Carrick passed the ball into the back of the net half-way through the second half to put the game beyond doubt before Scholes made a good chance for Valencia, who took it in the 76th minute. This game was all ManU, with another fine performance by Ryan Giggs. David Moyes - ‘The injuries are there but a manager’s job is to try to get a winning team with whatever you’re given, and at the moment I’m struggling to find that winning team.’ Your Ear believes Everton’s season is largely over, with no Euro place on the cards.
Spurs v Wigan - 9:1 - Your Ear is not sure there’s enough paper (or even electrons) here for a full report. But to keep it brief - Spurs owned the first 35 minutes, that included the running header by Crouch to go one up. It could easily have been more, but Spurs’ failure to score another seemed to take them off the boil and the last ten minutes of the first half were not comfortable from a Spurs’ standpoint as Wigan pressed for an equalizer. As the teams left the pitch, it seemed likely that Wigan’s Martinez was probably the happier manager of the two. It is not certain what St Hal said to his disciples in the dressing room, but he must have sprinkled it with fairy dust, because a brief report of the second half reads as follows; Defoe, great goal (51st), Defoe, great goal, rubbish defending (54th), Scharner, handball à l’Henri, a bad goal (57th), Defoe, hat-trick, great goal (58th), Lennon, neat and tidy goal from a good Crouch layoff, a favour returned (64th), Defoe, (yawn) 4! (69th), Defoe, (ho-hum) 5!! (87th), Bentley, brilliant free kick, that’s 8! (given as o/g, Kirkland, but really Bentley’s) Sir Harry seemed genuinely astonished (88th). Kranjcar wrapped it up with Spurs’ ninth (and final) goal in the third minute of extra time. Given that nine of the match goals were scored in the second half that’s one about every 5 minutes, and much more fun than waiting for a bus. Results like these are rare in top-flight football but St H was honest enough to say that ‘it was a good day and everything went for us.’ He praised Martinez as ‘a fine young manager who will bounce back,’ then ‘Crouchy’, Lennon, and obviously Defoe, but mostly Kranjcar, who, the noble lord said, was ‘top, top class.’ Your Ear thought that Palacios also had a good game. All of Defoe’s goals were top drawer, and only Shearer and Andy Cole have also scored five in a Premiership game. Best of all, Gomes wasn’t tested. Wigan need to bounce back from this most severe kicking when they play Sunderland next week. As a small post script, on MoTD2, Adrian Chiles (Your Ear has listened to it several times and this is definitely what he said) asked Robbie Savage; ‘Does 9:1 flatten Tottenham?’ We think the answer to that is clearly, not! Wishful thinking by the Baggies’ supporter? Lastly, this result might make Mick McCarthy grateful he was only mullahed!
Bolton v Blackburn - 0:2 - David Dunn opened Blackburn’s account with a first time, sweeping shot across the keeper to the far post after running more or less the full length of the pitch. This was after half an hour of end-to-end stuff where Bolton, particularly, might have scored at least twice. In fact, Bolton made more chances for themselves throughout the game, but Ricketts had the misfortune to gift Blackburn their second goal half way through the second half by heading back into an open goal when his keeper, Jussi Jaaskelainen, was running out of the goal area to counter an attack Ricketts had covered. Humorous viewing for Blackburn fans, a nightmare for Bolton, although the second goal did not cause or affect the result.
Stoke v Portsmouth - 1:0 - Portsmouth (Boateng) wasted a penalty opportunity with a weak and wobbly attempt after 9 minutes. O’Hara made a good effort from 40 yards which was saved, and for much of the game Portsmouth looked the better side. Then in the 74th minute Portsmouth old-boy, Fuller, slotted the ball into the corner of the net and won Stoke the game. Despite yet another defeat Your Ear does not see Portsmouth as a poor team, and fully expects their performance to pick up as the season progresses (they have no chance now, just like Arsenal after the last report, which tipped them to win the league - before they lost to Sunderland, of course).
Forecasts Revisited - In an early report (Pub1) Your Ear forecast a couple of absolute certainties, one of which proved not to be so. But in the interests of fair and honest reporting here are the facts;
a) Forecast 1 - that in a mini-league of teams likely to finish highly in the Premiership, Spurs or Arsenal would head the table. Well, here is the table and ManU is top dog at the moment, although the next four teams have two games in hand. Spurs weakness in match play against the other top teams shows why Spurs will be fortunate to achieve a top 4 overall league placement. Arsenal are doing better, and ManU will be hoping the Gunners can stop the Chelsea train in its tracks next weekend. Everton and Liverpool are poor performers by this evaluation.
Pos Played Team Points
1 6 Man Utd 12
2 4 Chelsea 9
3 4 Aston Villa 8
4 4 Arsenal 6
5 4 Man City 5
6 5 Liverpool 4
7 4 Tottenham 3
8 3 Everton 1
b) Forecast 2 - Your Ear also forecast that this would be a high scoring year. After 127 games, a third of the way through the season, some 389 goals have been scored. This is 43 more than was scored in the same number of games last season, an increase of 12.4%, which is not to be sniffed at. Your Ear almost hesitates to point out that a fifth of that excess was scored by the Right Honourable Tottens of Ham over the weekend, but what’s done is done. Overall what does this mean - that 2009/10 will be a goal-fest season, or that from now on many fewer goals will be scored? Your Ear clings to the former view. Here are more interesting, but largely useless, statistics - of the 389 goals scored thus far, some 57% (221) have been scored by the top 8 clubs (the same clubs as in the table above, substituting Sunderland for Everton) whilst only 31% (121) have been scored against them. So, unsurprisingly, the top clubs score more goals than they concede, roughly on a 2:1 basis. At the other end of the table the bottom 8 clubs, which includes Everton, have scored 109 goals for (28%) and have suffered 187 against (48%). Finally, only the top 8 clubs currently have a positive goal difference, all other teams are in deficit. Enough of this trivia.
News Roundup - In a week when a strand of Elvis's hair sold for over £1,000 at auction, when Britain was blasted by 100mph gales, and when a crumb of bread caused the Hadron Collider to be shut down for a second time (some say the crumb was a bit of baguette dropped by a seagull, but Your Ear was told that the offending morsel was, in fact, ‘un gros pain, un gros, gros pain,’ which then became almost as true in the English sense as in the French. And, from the sceptics point of view, it was dropped by a very, very, wise owl), we turn to the orient for news.
News From Japan (to keep us in perspective) - Blues To Curb Platform Suicides - Tokyo train operators, concerned at a rise in suicides at rail stations, are bathing platforms in blue light in an attempt to calm passengers. ‘Some people thought we were going to play Blues music,’ said a spokesperson. ‘But we felt this might cause more people to jump.’ Tuna Crisis Averted - On Tuesday fisheries minister Hirotaka Akamatsu dispelled public concerns fuelled by an international tuna conservation body’s decision to cut the annual tuna catch, as the recession has provided Japan with ample stocks of frozen tuna. But if a problem arises no doubt more ‘research’ could be undertaken. Obama Bow Outrage - Recent photos of President Obama in Japan bowing deeply to Emperor Akihito have incensed Washington critics, who are weighing whether or not the president disgraced his own country. ‘Can’t see what all the hoo-hah is about,’ said a spokesperson. ‘The pres was just picking up a pin he’d dropped.’ PM In Chart Bid - Japan's hit chart could soon be topped by Yukio Hatoyama, the Japanese Prime Minster, after his 1989 album Take Heart was re-released. Tokyo Beats Paris In Food Stakes - With 11 3-star Michelin restaurant ratings Tokyo now outdoes Paris, which has only 10. The 2010 edition of the Michelin guide for Tokyo also lists 42 2-star and 144 1-star restaurant ratings, showing the high quality of food in the Japanese capital. It is rumoured that at least one crazed, patriotic Frenchman is en route east with bottled flies in his luggage (to sabotage the soup).
Japanese Story Of The Week - Solar Power To Be Beamed To Earth - Japan proposes to collect ‘free’ solar power in space before transmitting it to Earth using laser beams or microwaves. The fuel-poor island nation's government has selected researchers and companies to deliver the multi-billion yen dream of unlimited clean energy by 2030. Scare-monger stories of flocks of migrating birds foolish enough to fly through active energy fields raining down on the populace after being microwaved are ill-founded, say government sources. However, KFC are keeping a careful eye on developments. They hope to deliver chickens equipped with electro-prods and sat nav chips to customers who have ordered a takeaway by zapping fly-by-wire poultry over the appropriate front doorsteps. ‘It should save on mopeds,’ a spokesperson said. ‘And the food will be fresh.’ Chinese ‘duck-away’ restaurants are also reported to be interested.
Football Headlines – Hammerette Lingerie - Katy Perry, girlfriend of Hammers fan Russell Brand, has popularised West Ham colours and badges (and underwear) by sporting a basque in claret and blue at the MTV Europe Music Awards this month. By popular demand West Ham then offered a limited edition of the outfit, planning to sell the item as a potential Christmas present for fans’ wives. However, the men queuing up for the supportive, snug corsets (particularly those with bad backs and others wishing to get in touch with their feminine side) are looking for the larger sizes. ‘They keep you warm on the terraces,’ said a satisfied customer, ‘and at only 300 squid a go, they’re bargainous.’ Secret England Squad? - Following England’s recent 1:0 defeat by Brazil, Fabio Capello says he has another, better squad of players available to him (and England) for the World Cup, but (other than Rooney) he won’t say who they are. ‘Today we send out our little team and next time we gonna put out our big team,’ he said. Meanwhile, bookies put England at 3:1 to exit the World cup at the quarter-finals stage. Rooney To Captain England Again - England’s loss to Brazil will not prevent Wayne Rooney from leading out his side in future matches, said a spokesperson for Mr Capello. ‘As he challenges most decisions, whether they involve him or not, it’s better if Wayne is captain so he can shout at referees with less risk of being sent off.’ Ferguson misquoted - when he was reported as saying (before the match) that Everton are big girls blouses on Easy Street, what he actually said was that Everton are a bunch of losers and easy meat.
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Sunderland v Arsenal - 1:0 - Arsenal sometimes make football look an easy game to play, moving the ball with a tight level of fluency that few other teams can match. However, on occasion Arsenal also lull themselves (gently) off to sleep, as if hypnotized by their own mastery. The Gunners made some tremendous but unfruitful efforts, two of which would surely have been candidates for goal of the month. Sunderland organized themselves to defend but the one man up front, Bent, scored a good goal to give his side the game. Wenger's view? - 'A massive setback.'
Birmingham v Fulham - 1:0 - Chances at either end were not converted until Bowyer calmly tapped the ball over the keeper after 16 minutes. Fulham played positively in pouring rain but could not score. All very low key stuff, probably due, at least in part, to the weather.
Burnley v Aston Villa - 1:1- Richard Dunne is having a bad week. First he was amongst those robbed by Henri's 'main de Dieu,' in the World Cup qualifiers. Then he failed to stop Caldwell scoring in the 9th minute, giving Burnley their usual home lead. At one point Jensen came so far off his line his manager thought he'd substituted himself, but he, and Burnley, got away with it. Agbonlahor should have scored ten minutes later but with less than five minutes to spare Heskey muscled his way onto the ball to head a last gasp equalizer.
Hull v West Ham - 3:3 - West Ham started brightly, Franco scoring from a corner after 5 minutes. Collison got another a little afterwards with a quality looping header following a beautiful long cross by Franco. Hull's first goal was also a looping header, but this time by deflection (o/g Cole, off Bullard's free kick). Zayatte got Hull’s second goal two minutes before the break. A dire penalty decision allowed Bullard, who has made a huge difference to Hull, to score from the spot, giving Hull the lead at half time. Mendy was sent off for a foul on Parker with 36 minutes left. Da Costa scored a third in the 69th minute but West Ham should have made Hull pay more dearly. Stanislas should have scored twice more, or at least hit the target, but the game ended in a draw, making this the second time West Ham have gone two up and had to settle for a single point. Zola - 'We are scoring plenty of goals, we just need to focus, to defend our goal a little better.' Which is true, but is much the same as saying ‘if we score more than we let in, we'll win a few games.’
Chelsea v Wolves - 4:0 - Wolves tried, and tried hard, but if you don't have the quality, you won't (as Hansen would have it) put the ball in the back of the net. Malouda has that quality and ambled up the pitch to thump one home from 30 yards after 5 minutes. Essien headed in a corner kick a little later. Kalou might have had a brace, but even with a reduced squad Chelsea were strolling. Wolves repeatedly failed to close down Essien, who got a third. Cech saved well to deny Ebanks-Blake’s header, but that was the only bright moment for Wolves before Joe Cole scored from a well-worked Anelka-inspired lay-off to make it four. Essien nearly got a hat-trick with two nice shots, but Chelsea did need him to. Anelka came off and Kakuta, Chelsea's new (some say illegally signed) French player came on and showed what a prize he is. Worth going to court for! Mick McCarthy’s view - 'We were absolutely mullahed.' McCarthy obviously knows his urban dictionary, which states that to be ‘mullahed’ means; Getting absolutely shoe'd, almost to the point of molestation by a clearly superior force or entity. He was right, Wolves were the oysters at the seafood stall, prised apart and swallowed whole.
Man United v Everton - 3:0 - A great strike by Fletcher arrowed into the back of the net after 35 minutes to give ManU a well-deserved lead. Vidic went to war, as he often does and flattened John Heitinga, who had to go off. Rooney grazed the bar, Owen, who had a good game, was a threat on several occasions and had one or two chances. Carrick passed the ball into the back of the net half-way through the second half to put the game beyond doubt before Scholes made a good chance for Valencia, who took it in the 76th minute. This game was all ManU, with another fine performance by Ryan Giggs. David Moyes - ‘The injuries are there but a manager’s job is to try to get a winning team with whatever you’re given, and at the moment I’m struggling to find that winning team.’ Your Ear believes Everton’s season is largely over, with no Euro place on the cards.
Spurs v Wigan - 9:1 - Your Ear is not sure there’s enough paper (or even electrons) here for a full report. But to keep it brief - Spurs owned the first 35 minutes, that included the running header by Crouch to go one up. It could easily have been more, but Spurs’ failure to score another seemed to take them off the boil and the last ten minutes of the first half were not comfortable from a Spurs’ standpoint as Wigan pressed for an equalizer. As the teams left the pitch, it seemed likely that Wigan’s Martinez was probably the happier manager of the two. It is not certain what St Hal said to his disciples in the dressing room, but he must have sprinkled it with fairy dust, because a brief report of the second half reads as follows; Defoe, great goal (51st), Defoe, great goal, rubbish defending (54th), Scharner, handball à l’Henri, a bad goal (57th), Defoe, hat-trick, great goal (58th), Lennon, neat and tidy goal from a good Crouch layoff, a favour returned (64th), Defoe, (yawn) 4! (69th), Defoe, (ho-hum) 5!! (87th), Bentley, brilliant free kick, that’s 8! (given as o/g, Kirkland, but really Bentley’s) Sir Harry seemed genuinely astonished (88th). Kranjcar wrapped it up with Spurs’ ninth (and final) goal in the third minute of extra time. Given that nine of the match goals were scored in the second half that’s one about every 5 minutes, and much more fun than waiting for a bus. Results like these are rare in top-flight football but St H was honest enough to say that ‘it was a good day and everything went for us.’ He praised Martinez as ‘a fine young manager who will bounce back,’ then ‘Crouchy’, Lennon, and obviously Defoe, but mostly Kranjcar, who, the noble lord said, was ‘top, top class.’ Your Ear thought that Palacios also had a good game. All of Defoe’s goals were top drawer, and only Shearer and Andy Cole have also scored five in a Premiership game. Best of all, Gomes wasn’t tested. Wigan need to bounce back from this most severe kicking when they play Sunderland next week. As a small post script, on MoTD2, Adrian Chiles (Your Ear has listened to it several times and this is definitely what he said) asked Robbie Savage; ‘Does 9:1 flatten Tottenham?’ We think the answer to that is clearly, not! Wishful thinking by the Baggies’ supporter? Lastly, this result might make Mick McCarthy grateful he was only mullahed!
Bolton v Blackburn - 0:2 - David Dunn opened Blackburn’s account with a first time, sweeping shot across the keeper to the far post after running more or less the full length of the pitch. This was after half an hour of end-to-end stuff where Bolton, particularly, might have scored at least twice. In fact, Bolton made more chances for themselves throughout the game, but Ricketts had the misfortune to gift Blackburn their second goal half way through the second half by heading back into an open goal when his keeper, Jussi Jaaskelainen, was running out of the goal area to counter an attack Ricketts had covered. Humorous viewing for Blackburn fans, a nightmare for Bolton, although the second goal did not cause or affect the result.
Stoke v Portsmouth - 1:0 - Portsmouth (Boateng) wasted a penalty opportunity with a weak and wobbly attempt after 9 minutes. O’Hara made a good effort from 40 yards which was saved, and for much of the game Portsmouth looked the better side. Then in the 74th minute Portsmouth old-boy, Fuller, slotted the ball into the corner of the net and won Stoke the game. Despite yet another defeat Your Ear does not see Portsmouth as a poor team, and fully expects their performance to pick up as the season progresses (they have no chance now, just like Arsenal after the last report, which tipped them to win the league - before they lost to Sunderland, of course).
Forecasts Revisited - In an early report (Pub1) Your Ear forecast a couple of absolute certainties, one of which proved not to be so. But in the interests of fair and honest reporting here are the facts;
a) Forecast 1 - that in a mini-league of teams likely to finish highly in the Premiership, Spurs or Arsenal would head the table. Well, here is the table and ManU is top dog at the moment, although the next four teams have two games in hand. Spurs weakness in match play against the other top teams shows why Spurs will be fortunate to achieve a top 4 overall league placement. Arsenal are doing better, and ManU will be hoping the Gunners can stop the Chelsea train in its tracks next weekend. Everton and Liverpool are poor performers by this evaluation.
Pos Played Team Points
1 6 Man Utd 12
2 4 Chelsea 9
3 4 Aston Villa 8
4 4 Arsenal 6
5 4 Man City 5
6 5 Liverpool 4
7 4 Tottenham 3
8 3 Everton 1
b) Forecast 2 - Your Ear also forecast that this would be a high scoring year. After 127 games, a third of the way through the season, some 389 goals have been scored. This is 43 more than was scored in the same number of games last season, an increase of 12.4%, which is not to be sniffed at. Your Ear almost hesitates to point out that a fifth of that excess was scored by the Right Honourable Tottens of Ham over the weekend, but what’s done is done. Overall what does this mean - that 2009/10 will be a goal-fest season, or that from now on many fewer goals will be scored? Your Ear clings to the former view. Here are more interesting, but largely useless, statistics - of the 389 goals scored thus far, some 57% (221) have been scored by the top 8 clubs (the same clubs as in the table above, substituting Sunderland for Everton) whilst only 31% (121) have been scored against them. So, unsurprisingly, the top clubs score more goals than they concede, roughly on a 2:1 basis. At the other end of the table the bottom 8 clubs, which includes Everton, have scored 109 goals for (28%) and have suffered 187 against (48%). Finally, only the top 8 clubs currently have a positive goal difference, all other teams are in deficit. Enough of this trivia.
News Roundup - In a week when a strand of Elvis's hair sold for over £1,000 at auction, when Britain was blasted by 100mph gales, and when a crumb of bread caused the Hadron Collider to be shut down for a second time (some say the crumb was a bit of baguette dropped by a seagull, but Your Ear was told that the offending morsel was, in fact, ‘un gros pain, un gros, gros pain,’ which then became almost as true in the English sense as in the French. And, from the sceptics point of view, it was dropped by a very, very, wise owl), we turn to the orient for news.
News From Japan (to keep us in perspective) - Blues To Curb Platform Suicides - Tokyo train operators, concerned at a rise in suicides at rail stations, are bathing platforms in blue light in an attempt to calm passengers. ‘Some people thought we were going to play Blues music,’ said a spokesperson. ‘But we felt this might cause more people to jump.’ Tuna Crisis Averted - On Tuesday fisheries minister Hirotaka Akamatsu dispelled public concerns fuelled by an international tuna conservation body’s decision to cut the annual tuna catch, as the recession has provided Japan with ample stocks of frozen tuna. But if a problem arises no doubt more ‘research’ could be undertaken. Obama Bow Outrage - Recent photos of President Obama in Japan bowing deeply to Emperor Akihito have incensed Washington critics, who are weighing whether or not the president disgraced his own country. ‘Can’t see what all the hoo-hah is about,’ said a spokesperson. ‘The pres was just picking up a pin he’d dropped.’ PM In Chart Bid - Japan's hit chart could soon be topped by Yukio Hatoyama, the Japanese Prime Minster, after his 1989 album Take Heart was re-released. Tokyo Beats Paris In Food Stakes - With 11 3-star Michelin restaurant ratings Tokyo now outdoes Paris, which has only 10. The 2010 edition of the Michelin guide for Tokyo also lists 42 2-star and 144 1-star restaurant ratings, showing the high quality of food in the Japanese capital. It is rumoured that at least one crazed, patriotic Frenchman is en route east with bottled flies in his luggage (to sabotage the soup).
Japanese Story Of The Week - Solar Power To Be Beamed To Earth - Japan proposes to collect ‘free’ solar power in space before transmitting it to Earth using laser beams or microwaves. The fuel-poor island nation's government has selected researchers and companies to deliver the multi-billion yen dream of unlimited clean energy by 2030. Scare-monger stories of flocks of migrating birds foolish enough to fly through active energy fields raining down on the populace after being microwaved are ill-founded, say government sources. However, KFC are keeping a careful eye on developments. They hope to deliver chickens equipped with electro-prods and sat nav chips to customers who have ordered a takeaway by zapping fly-by-wire poultry over the appropriate front doorsteps. ‘It should save on mopeds,’ a spokesperson said. ‘And the food will be fresh.’ Chinese ‘duck-away’ restaurants are also reported to be interested.
Football Headlines – Hammerette Lingerie - Katy Perry, girlfriend of Hammers fan Russell Brand, has popularised West Ham colours and badges (and underwear) by sporting a basque in claret and blue at the MTV Europe Music Awards this month. By popular demand West Ham then offered a limited edition of the outfit, planning to sell the item as a potential Christmas present for fans’ wives. However, the men queuing up for the supportive, snug corsets (particularly those with bad backs and others wishing to get in touch with their feminine side) are looking for the larger sizes. ‘They keep you warm on the terraces,’ said a satisfied customer, ‘and at only 300 squid a go, they’re bargainous.’ Secret England Squad? - Following England’s recent 1:0 defeat by Brazil, Fabio Capello says he has another, better squad of players available to him (and England) for the World Cup, but (other than Rooney) he won’t say who they are. ‘Today we send out our little team and next time we gonna put out our big team,’ he said. Meanwhile, bookies put England at 3:1 to exit the World cup at the quarter-finals stage. Rooney To Captain England Again - England’s loss to Brazil will not prevent Wayne Rooney from leading out his side in future matches, said a spokesperson for Mr Capello. ‘As he challenges most decisions, whether they involve him or not, it’s better if Wayne is captain so he can shout at referees with less risk of being sent off.’ Ferguson misquoted - when he was reported as saying (before the match) that Everton are big girls blouses on Easy Street, what he actually said was that Everton are a bunch of losers and easy meat.
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Tuesday 10 November 2009
Premiership round up - Week 12
Manchester City v Burnley - 3:3 - Adebayor and Toure were back for City and before the match started most people would have put money on them to perpetuate Burnley's poor away record. Then Burnley got a penalty and went one up in the 19th minute (Alexander). City played like a 3rd class side for a few minutes and Burnley got another (Fletcher). Shortly before half time, BBC commentator John Motson, with typical insight and while the camera was on Mark Hughes, said of the 2:0 score-line; "Well, I'm sure he didn't expect this." - nice one, Motty. Hughes did not suffer for too long. Wright-Phillips started City's resurgence and in the second half Toure equalized and Bellamy got City's third. For the rest of the game Burnley were under the proverbial cosh, right up to the point where, with 3 minutes to go McDonald salvaged a point (their first away from home) for a jubilant Burnley. Fifth draw in a row for an unconvincing City.
Wolves v Arsenal - 1:4 - Wolves started in sprightly fashion and pressed the Gunners hard, but after 28 minutes fortune favoured Arsenal, who got the first goal (Zubar, o/g). Arsenal proceeded to add a second by the same route, 8 minutes later (Craddock, o/g). At the end of the first half Arsenal took Wolves apart and managed to score one on their own (Fabregas). Arshavin piled on the pressure in the second half for Arsenal's fourth, With a minute to go Craddock partially redeemed himself and scored a consolation goal for Wolves. Wolves have enthusiasm and a never-say-die spirit. Arsenal, as Wenger put it, 'have technical superiority.'
Aston Villa v Bolton - 5:1 - This game was all about John Carew. Villa started smartly, Young scoring after 5 minutes - Carew made the goal with a header the keeper was forced to deflect. Two minutes before the break Carew, after some nifty work on the line, laid one on for Agbonlahor to roll in. A minute later Elmander scored his first Premiership goal in 11 months for Bolton. Villa were not perturbed; 8 minutes into the second half Carew scored all by himself, after a very strong run into the box. He might have fallen down (or chosen to) twice, but Carew is a tough, stand-up guy (pun intended), and refused to be denied. Then he (Carew) was shoved off a potential header and a penalty was awarded. After some pinball action (Milner takes penalty, ball bounces off keeper, struck by Sidwell, ball bounces off post) Milner finally scored. In the 75th minute Cuellar scored Villa's fifth goal from an excellent cross by Milner. But if Cuellar had not scored, Carew was lurking at the far post to pick it up, and probably would have, too. Young nearly made it 6 with a free kick, but Villa were forced to settle for a winning margin of 4 goals, poor devils.
Spurs v Sunderland - 2:0 - Defoe was back from suspension and showed how much he was missed (the idiot). Keane bundled the ball in competently for Spurs to go ahead and Spurs were a trifle fortunate to survive a penalty shout and a great looping shot by Reid. But survive they did until Bent got revenge on his old club by diving to win a penalty. Providence was with the just and Gomes saved. Sunderland made more chances throughout the game but Gomes was having a good day and kept them out. Half way through the second half Spurs, nervy and far from their best, scored their second (Huddlestone's good strike from Defoe's layoff). Saint Hal praised Gomes and admitted that the luck went their way. We (or Sunderland, in this case) need video replay evidence.
Blackburn v Portsmouth – 3:1 - A good, but unlikely, hit by O'Hara put Portsmouth ahead after 15 minutes. After a poor first half performance Big Sam made some offensive changes at half time and Roberts duly equalized. Blackburn continued to go forward and were rewarded with a second goal (header by Nelson from a corner) then a third (Roberts). Too easy from set pieces for Blackburn. Portsmouth should have done better and have shaken Your Ear's faith in their ability to survive the season in the Premiership.
Chelsea v ManU - 1:0 - It was all Chelsea versus a depleted ManU (except for a Giggs half-chance) but no score in the first half. ManU started the second half better, Rooney made two good attempts on goal. The deadlock was broken by a fine Terry header in the 76th minute. There were a few moans after the game from ManU's, Mike Phelan, but he might have complained more - Terry should have been sent off for a professional foul against Valencia (and ManU should have had a penalty). On the other hand, Drogba was booked after he had been drop-kicked in the chest and kicked again in the stomach for good luck. And possibly the Chelsea goal should have been disallowed. Whole seasons turn on these decisions. We need video replay evidence.
Hull v Stoke - 2:1 - Hull did not play like a side struggling to take points and after early pressure by Stoke Hull had all the chances. But Etherington made something out of nothing in the 29th minute to score the first goal for Stoke. Hull then escaped an own goal scare early in the second half and fortune seemed to be smiling on them, particularly when ex-Stoke player, Olofinjana scored a very good equalizer in the 62nd minute. Hull really went for it for the rest of the game, although Stoke’s Shawcross nearly stole the game following a crafty free kick by Whelan. Faye was unlucky to be sent off (at the risk of being boring - we need video replay evidence) and Stoke were forced to hold on. They didn't, Bullard struck the ball hard from long range and Vennegoor of Hesselink scored from the keeper's punch out. Well, Hull had to win a game sooner or later, they did well against Stoke who had been in good form until today.
West Ham v Everton - 1:2 - West Ham's win earlier in the week against Aston Villa lifted the Hammers, no doubt boosting their confidence, while Everton have hardly been on top of their game lately. But against the run of play Everton went ahead with an accurate strike by Saha after 27 minutes. Despite more West Ham initiatives Everton doubled their lead after an hour (Gosling). A minute later West Ham were back in the game when Stanislav forced an own goal by Hibbert. Diamanti made a great creative effort and Hines nearly scored twice, but failed. West Ham deserved to win this game but Zola (as usual) was phlegmatic, and put it down to 'a difficult season' and 'more 'ard work needed'.
Wigan v Fulham - 1:1 - Nevland nearly gained the lead early on for Fulham with a nice header, which beat Kirkland, but not the post. Boyce put Wigan ahead after 13 minutes and Dempsey scored from the spot towards the end of the half. The game was fairly even after that, with both sides having good opportunities, but excellent keeping at either end held the match to a draw. Both managers were content (if managers are ever content) with the result. Unfortunately this game hosted the lowest attendance to date of the season (just over 16,000).
Liverpool v Birmingham - 2:2 - Liverpool worked hard, scored first (a N'Gog volley after 12 minutes) and kept turning the screw, but Birmingham, after three consecutive headers, beat Reina ('Chucho' Benitez) to make it one-all. The goal filled Birmingham with energy and they began to go after Liverpool. Three minutes before half time Gerrard came on for Riera to huge cheers from the faithful. But seconds before half-time Jerome held off Mascherano and unleashed a 30 yard swerver. It caught Reina unawares and the home side went in one down. Gerrard spent the next 15 minutes on the pitch continuing to warm up (he probably knew what Rafa was saying in the dressing room). Liverpool pressed Birmingham hard and had several chances, but it took a dive by N'Gog to earn a bad penalty for Liverpool to draw level. Hats off to Birmingham who withstood the remaining Liverpool attacks to draw with sad Liverpool. Oh, and we need video replays!
Top Tips - With just under a third of total matches played Your Ear believes the title race is a three horse field. Arsenal is our ‘might just do it’ tip, then Chelsea, then ManU. Chelsea have a useful lead, but having said that ManU always find their second wind after Christmas. And Arsenal look comfortable at the moment and seem to have a broad team full of talented youth, more so than other top-flight teams, especially ManU. So although other sides might try to mount a challenge it seems unlikely all of the above will falter and be beaten. You may disagree, of course.
Natural World News (to keep us in perspective) - Two-Headed Reptile Found - A two-headed snake was discovered in a rubbish filled drawer in Illinois. The couple who found the large North American water snake thought it might not be able to survive on its own and decided to keep it. The non-venomous snake has just shed its skin, so, free handbags and shoes all round. Shrimps' eyes are the best - A university study said the eyes of Great Barrier Reef mantis shrimps have the most complex visual systems known to science and could inspire next generation DVD and CD players. The shrimps can see in twelve colours (humans in only three) and can distinguish between different forms of polarised light. The unique make-up of the mantis shrimp's eye is beautifully simple; it is comprised of cell membranes rolled into tubes. This natural mechanism out-performs all synthetic designs created by humans. Future optical devices might use liquid crystals chemically engineered to mimic the properties of cells in the mantis shrimp's eye. 'We are just prawns in the game,' said a spokes-crustacean. Birds have x-ray vision - Scientists believe robins can 'see' the Earth's magnetic field at night, helping them to navigate on migrations. It is known that birds have an internal magnetic compass but there is no consensus on what form it takes. New research suggests that robins can 'see' magnetic fields, whereas there is evidence that upper beak magneto-sensors are used by pigeons. Scientists say other types of magnetic sensor may also exist in birds. 'We won’t be outdone by a bunch of sea-food candidates,' said a red-breasted spokes-avian. 'We dinosaur descendants have these sensors everywhere. Run an audio cassette tape between a parrot's legs and you'll rediscover the wonder of analogue.'
Football Headlines - The Fairer Sex? - New Mexico defender Elizabeth Lambert has been suspended indefinitely after engaging in rough play during a 1-0 loss to BYU in the Mountain West Conference semi-finals. Lambert apologized for her actions, saying she was "deeply and wholeheartedly regretful. I let my emotions get the best of me. I take full responsibility for my actions and accept any punishment felt necessary. This is in no way indicative of my character or the soccer player that I am." (Your Ear feels that once bitten, etc, although biting is an offence Lambert was not guilty of, on this occasion). Lambert was yellow carded towards the end of the game, apparently for tripping, but there were at least six occasions where she might have been summarily dismissed. Several Premiership managers are reputedly interested in her. 'The girl's a natural' said an anonymous football scout. 'Thanks heavens the cameras were rolling.' Not to take action during the game, of course, but so that a first rate training video could be made; see http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=4629837 for expertly executed examples of tripping off the ball, the slap to the back of the head, the kick of the ball to the face, the pony-tail pull (superb), the whack around the chops, and the forearm in the back. Selective Gravity? - Top clubs claim their players are being hit by stronger gravity effects than those experienced by other teams. 'As soon as our forwards get into the opposing box they start to feel like lead,' one said. 'They find themselves being drawn inexorably earthwards. Even the most valiant attempts on the part of the players to stay upright fail. It often seems to happen when the referee is behind them and they are close to defenders or keepers. It's weird.' Football fans agree.
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Wolves v Arsenal - 1:4 - Wolves started in sprightly fashion and pressed the Gunners hard, but after 28 minutes fortune favoured Arsenal, who got the first goal (Zubar, o/g). Arsenal proceeded to add a second by the same route, 8 minutes later (Craddock, o/g). At the end of the first half Arsenal took Wolves apart and managed to score one on their own (Fabregas). Arshavin piled on the pressure in the second half for Arsenal's fourth, With a minute to go Craddock partially redeemed himself and scored a consolation goal for Wolves. Wolves have enthusiasm and a never-say-die spirit. Arsenal, as Wenger put it, 'have technical superiority.'
Aston Villa v Bolton - 5:1 - This game was all about John Carew. Villa started smartly, Young scoring after 5 minutes - Carew made the goal with a header the keeper was forced to deflect. Two minutes before the break Carew, after some nifty work on the line, laid one on for Agbonlahor to roll in. A minute later Elmander scored his first Premiership goal in 11 months for Bolton. Villa were not perturbed; 8 minutes into the second half Carew scored all by himself, after a very strong run into the box. He might have fallen down (or chosen to) twice, but Carew is a tough, stand-up guy (pun intended), and refused to be denied. Then he (Carew) was shoved off a potential header and a penalty was awarded. After some pinball action (Milner takes penalty, ball bounces off keeper, struck by Sidwell, ball bounces off post) Milner finally scored. In the 75th minute Cuellar scored Villa's fifth goal from an excellent cross by Milner. But if Cuellar had not scored, Carew was lurking at the far post to pick it up, and probably would have, too. Young nearly made it 6 with a free kick, but Villa were forced to settle for a winning margin of 4 goals, poor devils.
Spurs v Sunderland - 2:0 - Defoe was back from suspension and showed how much he was missed (the idiot). Keane bundled the ball in competently for Spurs to go ahead and Spurs were a trifle fortunate to survive a penalty shout and a great looping shot by Reid. But survive they did until Bent got revenge on his old club by diving to win a penalty. Providence was with the just and Gomes saved. Sunderland made more chances throughout the game but Gomes was having a good day and kept them out. Half way through the second half Spurs, nervy and far from their best, scored their second (Huddlestone's good strike from Defoe's layoff). Saint Hal praised Gomes and admitted that the luck went their way. We (or Sunderland, in this case) need video replay evidence.
Blackburn v Portsmouth – 3:1 - A good, but unlikely, hit by O'Hara put Portsmouth ahead after 15 minutes. After a poor first half performance Big Sam made some offensive changes at half time and Roberts duly equalized. Blackburn continued to go forward and were rewarded with a second goal (header by Nelson from a corner) then a third (Roberts). Too easy from set pieces for Blackburn. Portsmouth should have done better and have shaken Your Ear's faith in their ability to survive the season in the Premiership.
Chelsea v ManU - 1:0 - It was all Chelsea versus a depleted ManU (except for a Giggs half-chance) but no score in the first half. ManU started the second half better, Rooney made two good attempts on goal. The deadlock was broken by a fine Terry header in the 76th minute. There were a few moans after the game from ManU's, Mike Phelan, but he might have complained more - Terry should have been sent off for a professional foul against Valencia (and ManU should have had a penalty). On the other hand, Drogba was booked after he had been drop-kicked in the chest and kicked again in the stomach for good luck. And possibly the Chelsea goal should have been disallowed. Whole seasons turn on these decisions. We need video replay evidence.
Hull v Stoke - 2:1 - Hull did not play like a side struggling to take points and after early pressure by Stoke Hull had all the chances. But Etherington made something out of nothing in the 29th minute to score the first goal for Stoke. Hull then escaped an own goal scare early in the second half and fortune seemed to be smiling on them, particularly when ex-Stoke player, Olofinjana scored a very good equalizer in the 62nd minute. Hull really went for it for the rest of the game, although Stoke’s Shawcross nearly stole the game following a crafty free kick by Whelan. Faye was unlucky to be sent off (at the risk of being boring - we need video replay evidence) and Stoke were forced to hold on. They didn't, Bullard struck the ball hard from long range and Vennegoor of Hesselink scored from the keeper's punch out. Well, Hull had to win a game sooner or later, they did well against Stoke who had been in good form until today.
West Ham v Everton - 1:2 - West Ham's win earlier in the week against Aston Villa lifted the Hammers, no doubt boosting their confidence, while Everton have hardly been on top of their game lately. But against the run of play Everton went ahead with an accurate strike by Saha after 27 minutes. Despite more West Ham initiatives Everton doubled their lead after an hour (Gosling). A minute later West Ham were back in the game when Stanislav forced an own goal by Hibbert. Diamanti made a great creative effort and Hines nearly scored twice, but failed. West Ham deserved to win this game but Zola (as usual) was phlegmatic, and put it down to 'a difficult season' and 'more 'ard work needed'.
Wigan v Fulham - 1:1 - Nevland nearly gained the lead early on for Fulham with a nice header, which beat Kirkland, but not the post. Boyce put Wigan ahead after 13 minutes and Dempsey scored from the spot towards the end of the half. The game was fairly even after that, with both sides having good opportunities, but excellent keeping at either end held the match to a draw. Both managers were content (if managers are ever content) with the result. Unfortunately this game hosted the lowest attendance to date of the season (just over 16,000).
Liverpool v Birmingham - 2:2 - Liverpool worked hard, scored first (a N'Gog volley after 12 minutes) and kept turning the screw, but Birmingham, after three consecutive headers, beat Reina ('Chucho' Benitez) to make it one-all. The goal filled Birmingham with energy and they began to go after Liverpool. Three minutes before half time Gerrard came on for Riera to huge cheers from the faithful. But seconds before half-time Jerome held off Mascherano and unleashed a 30 yard swerver. It caught Reina unawares and the home side went in one down. Gerrard spent the next 15 minutes on the pitch continuing to warm up (he probably knew what Rafa was saying in the dressing room). Liverpool pressed Birmingham hard and had several chances, but it took a dive by N'Gog to earn a bad penalty for Liverpool to draw level. Hats off to Birmingham who withstood the remaining Liverpool attacks to draw with sad Liverpool. Oh, and we need video replays!
Top Tips - With just under a third of total matches played Your Ear believes the title race is a three horse field. Arsenal is our ‘might just do it’ tip, then Chelsea, then ManU. Chelsea have a useful lead, but having said that ManU always find their second wind after Christmas. And Arsenal look comfortable at the moment and seem to have a broad team full of talented youth, more so than other top-flight teams, especially ManU. So although other sides might try to mount a challenge it seems unlikely all of the above will falter and be beaten. You may disagree, of course.
Natural World News (to keep us in perspective) - Two-Headed Reptile Found - A two-headed snake was discovered in a rubbish filled drawer in Illinois. The couple who found the large North American water snake thought it might not be able to survive on its own and decided to keep it. The non-venomous snake has just shed its skin, so, free handbags and shoes all round. Shrimps' eyes are the best - A university study said the eyes of Great Barrier Reef mantis shrimps have the most complex visual systems known to science and could inspire next generation DVD and CD players. The shrimps can see in twelve colours (humans in only three) and can distinguish between different forms of polarised light. The unique make-up of the mantis shrimp's eye is beautifully simple; it is comprised of cell membranes rolled into tubes. This natural mechanism out-performs all synthetic designs created by humans. Future optical devices might use liquid crystals chemically engineered to mimic the properties of cells in the mantis shrimp's eye. 'We are just prawns in the game,' said a spokes-crustacean. Birds have x-ray vision - Scientists believe robins can 'see' the Earth's magnetic field at night, helping them to navigate on migrations. It is known that birds have an internal magnetic compass but there is no consensus on what form it takes. New research suggests that robins can 'see' magnetic fields, whereas there is evidence that upper beak magneto-sensors are used by pigeons. Scientists say other types of magnetic sensor may also exist in birds. 'We won’t be outdone by a bunch of sea-food candidates,' said a red-breasted spokes-avian. 'We dinosaur descendants have these sensors everywhere. Run an audio cassette tape between a parrot's legs and you'll rediscover the wonder of analogue.'
Football Headlines - The Fairer Sex? - New Mexico defender Elizabeth Lambert has been suspended indefinitely after engaging in rough play during a 1-0 loss to BYU in the Mountain West Conference semi-finals. Lambert apologized for her actions, saying she was "deeply and wholeheartedly regretful. I let my emotions get the best of me. I take full responsibility for my actions and accept any punishment felt necessary. This is in no way indicative of my character or the soccer player that I am." (Your Ear feels that once bitten, etc, although biting is an offence Lambert was not guilty of, on this occasion). Lambert was yellow carded towards the end of the game, apparently for tripping, but there were at least six occasions where she might have been summarily dismissed. Several Premiership managers are reputedly interested in her. 'The girl's a natural' said an anonymous football scout. 'Thanks heavens the cameras were rolling.' Not to take action during the game, of course, but so that a first rate training video could be made; see http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=4629837 for expertly executed examples of tripping off the ball, the slap to the back of the head, the kick of the ball to the face, the pony-tail pull (superb), the whack around the chops, and the forearm in the back. Selective Gravity? - Top clubs claim their players are being hit by stronger gravity effects than those experienced by other teams. 'As soon as our forwards get into the opposing box they start to feel like lead,' one said. 'They find themselves being drawn inexorably earthwards. Even the most valiant attempts on the part of the players to stay upright fail. It often seems to happen when the referee is behind them and they are close to defenders or keepers. It's weird.' Football fans agree.
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Friday 6 November 2009
Premiership round up - Week 11
Fulham v Liverpool - 3:1 - Zamora put Fulham ahead against the run of play and Torres equalized with a good first time reaction strike. Fulham got their noses in front again (Nevland) before Liverpool lost two players from straight red cards (Degen and Carragher). Dempsey then scored Fulham’s third. When things don't go right, they don't go right, and with a crucial Champions League game at Lyon coming up on Wednesday, Torres not fully fit and Gerrard possibly not fit at all, Rafa is under the cosh once more.
Arsenal v Spurs - 3:0 – A bad day for Gomes and Spurs generally, two goals scrambled in by Van Persie and one given away from the kick-off (Fabregas). If Spurs had not conceded the first goal there would have been no easy second goal from the kick-off, and then who knows? Sir H. might have to do something about Gomes, when he's good he's very, very good, but when he's bad, he's horrid. He reminds Your Ear of Bruce Grobbelaar, whose great natural ability often went AWOL.
Bolton v Chelsea - 0:4 - Chelsea thumped Bolton by a margin of 4 goals for the second time in a week (the Carling Cup was the other occasion). After 45 minutes Lampard scored from a penalty, but Chelsea had had many chances before that. And afterwards, as well, first Deco, then Knight (o/g) then a very nicely worked move which Drogba finished off for Chelsea’s fourth. Ancelotti, who was mainly pleased with Chelsea’s ability to concentrate, said ‘The team is very happy.’ Although consistent, he was probably not 100% right - even though he was fit Joe Cole had to sit this one out on the bench. Chelsea dominated from start to finish and are the in-form top four league side of the day.
Man Utd v Blackburn - 2:0 - Two very good goals by Berbatov and Rooney, and despite a miss by Owen and an offside decision which went in ManU’s favour, gave United a straightforward win over a depleted Blackburn. United were not as convincing as Chelsea, but this was a welcome recovery from their defeat at Anfield last week. ManU continue to dog league-leaders, Chelsea, which makes their forthcoming away tie to the Blues very interesting, and fairly critical to both. But before that ManU and Chelsea have to face CSKA Moscow and Atletico Madrid respectively.
Burnley v Hull - 2:0 - Your Ear is rarely sympathetic to Hull, but this time their luck was ‘lost in the post’, delayed by the strike, possibly. The first goal (Burnley’s Alexander) was conceded to a doubtful penalty decision. Geovanni’s well-taken free kick equalizer was disallowed and then he was sent off (also a result of at least one dubious decision). Alexander scored again to twist the knife in Hull’s bruised and bloody torso. Phil Brown is becoming philosophical about Hull’s position, performance, luck (or its absence) and debatable refereeing decisions. The captain on the bridge of a sinking ship or a resolute, determined man who can and will turn things around? Your Ear hopes he is wrong, but isn’t that the sound of waves lapping?
Sunderland v West Ham - 2:2 - West Ham went two up through Franco and Cole, but then the biters were bit. Just as they had recovered from Arsenal’s two goal lead the week before, the Hammers allowed Sunderland back into the game - Reid scored a good free kick, then histrionics on the part of Ilunga got Sunderland’s Kenwyn Jones sent off, aided and abetted by West Ham coaching staff running onto the field as if their man had been pole-axed rather than having his hair ruffled. In Your Ear’s view Jones pushed Ilunga because Ilunga had put his head into Jones's chest (not a head-butt, but not innocent either). Rugby players must double up with laughter watching professional footballers acting like big girls' blouses. It's becoming a joke, and Your Ear, who admits to a soft spot for West Ham (London club, Zola as manager, etc) felt that Richardson's equalizer for 10 man Sunderland was just deserts.
Stoke v Wolves - 2:2 - This was a point well-earned by Wolves. An own goal (Elokobi) put Stoke in front, then Etherington's excellent volley doubled their score. However, in the second half, when Milijas had come on and after much endeavour, Craddock, albeit offside, got one back, then headed home a second to square the match. Stoke were very good in the first half but ‘take ‘em when you can,’ seems to be the appropriate motto, particularly for Wolves.
Everton v Aston Villa - 1:1 - Bilyaletdinov scored a goal right on half time to put Everton ahead, but Villa are nothing if not determined and after applying much pressure Agbonlahor’s good work allowed Carew (having come on as a substitute) to score on the rebound to draw level. Bilyaletdinov had the misfortune to be shown a red card, probably for showing his studs in a tackle on Petrov. To keep the game in the balance the ref then sent off Cuellar for a second foul. Again it did not look that severe but he went, anyway, and the game limped on to finish a draw, a result more welcomed by injury-hit Everton than Villa.
Portsmouth v Wigan - 4:0 - Dindane got a hat-trick as Portsmouth broke their duck with a vengeance. Dindane scored Portsmouth’s first and Frederic Piquionne their second in the first half. Dindane wrapped things up neatly against a stunned Wigan with two more in the second half, one from a penalty decision earned by ‘old rubber feet’ Kanu. ‘We've been working hard for months without having a lot to show for it,’ said manager Paul Hart. ‘We set off like trains and kept that up for the full 90 minutes. I've been stood here every Saturday trying to explain why we haven't got the results. That was certainly a reward for our efforts.’ Portsmouth really looked good for the ticket money. And, like Chelsea’s, this victory is a repeat of a 4:0 score-line, when Portsmouth demolished Stoke in the Carling Cup. Onwards and upwards for Portsmouth, Your Ear predicts.
Birmingham v Man City - 0:0 - Birmingham always looked the more likely side, even though City players cost their owners £120m+ more. A well-taken penalty (missed by James McFadden rather than saved by Shay Given) would have won the game for Birmingham. If Birmingham work as hard as they did in this match for the rest of the season they will stay up, particularly if they get their rumoured £40m cash injection for the next transfer window. Fourth draw in a row for an unconvincing City.
With a quarter of the season gone and taking account of the recent successes of some of the newly promoted and ‘lesser’ clubs it makes one wonder who will be going down at the end of the season. Besides Hull, of course.
Brown Loses Plot As Duffen Quits - Paul Duffen resigned as Hull chairman, following the club's bad start to the season. The accounts are also in difficulty; Hull will need to raise £23m if they are relegated, £16m if they survive. Speculation over the future of both Duffen and Phil Brown led to Hull denying that Brown had been sacked ahead of the forthcoming Burnley game. Bookmakers duly stopped taking bets on Brown being the next Premier League manager to lose his job. At a news conference Brown said: ‘I think the players are a million percent behind me and hopefully that will show in the performance on Saturday.’ (Ed. - 100% would do, Phil). Asked why Duffen had quit, Brown said: ‘I don't think it was on football results, I think it was on the business of football and unfortunately that's the case. It's difficult to separate the two but one does tend to run a business as well as a football club and I run the football side of things and I remain in charge for the match on Saturday obviously.’ (Ed. - Obviously? Dean Windass, whose goal won Hull Premiership promotion, said of Brown; ‘it was time he got moved on’). In a prepared statement, Brown began by saying: ‘We’ve had tremendous, unprecedented success with Paul over the last 2½ years and I would personally like to thank him for all his support. But unfortunately the game has and always will be about change. We have a big game on Saturday to prepare for and that is my sole purpose at this moment in time. I cannot and will not respond to ridiculous speculation surrounding the business of this football club whether it be in reference to the accounts or a replacement for Paul.’ (Ed. - What about reasonable speculation? And given that it was a prepared statement why was Phil only barely coherent?). Duffen's departure came after a day after Adam Pearson quit his chairmanship of Derby County. Pearson promptly joined Hull and is reported to be ready to take an axe to the necks of under-performing highly paid players. But Brown is safe for another week, at least. Most of the foregoing took place before Hull’s loss to Burnley on Saturday. Although I'm sure they know what they are doing, if I were a bookie I'd still be taking bets on Brown to go.
International Headlines (to keep us in perspective) - Thousands Queue For Last Big Mac - Icelanders lined up at McDonald's restaurants to order their final Big Macs before the US fast-food chain abandoned the crisis-hit island on Saturday as a result of soaring costs. Cabbies Can Carry On Viewing - A South Korean court has rejected an attempt to prosecute Seoul taxi drivers for one of their scariest habits - watching television while driving. (Ed. - wonder what their other scary habits are?) Firm To Pawn Luxury Handbags - A Hong Kong firm has launched a series of TV commercials offering personal loans in exchange for ladies' luxury handbags. They expect brisk business from normally wealthy women who are suffering during the economic downturn. Pilot Asks Passengers To Pray - A concerned Iranian airline pilot asked passengers to start praying after his plane suffered a technical problem, highlighting the worrying record of Tehran's aircraft once more. Man Tries To Rob Bank With Spoon - A would-be robber threatened a cashier, holding a teaspoon to her neck, pretending it was a knife. But the two women behind the counter at the bank in the southern Polish city of Lublin were not fooled, and frightened the man away by screaming. Police have compiled a photo-fit of the suspect. And of the spoon.
Football Story Of The Week - The Stoke team experienced a mid-air drama when their 50-seat private aircraft was forced to make an emergency landing at Gatwick. Returning from Portsmouth on Tuesday night, following their 4:0 thrashing in the Carling Cup by Pompey, players alerted crew to a burning smell in the cabin. Rather than continue (to East Midlands Airport) the captain chose to land at Gatwick, where they were met by fire engines. Stoke's miserable night was not improved by their journey home by coach at 1.35am. Police are investigating potential sabotage by Spurs fans, who were incensed at losing to Stoke the previous weekend. They (the boys in blue) are also considering the possibility that the burning smell was the result of a celestial lightning strike conjured up by Saint Hal. Or that it was holy smoke, blown into the noses of the Stoke players. That’ll learn ‘em.
Another Football Story Of The Week - A Vicenza player twice ordered from the field by the referee during a Serie B match away to Modena still finished the game. Michele Ferri was twice sent off by the referee before finally being recalled to the field to complete the game. Seven minutes from time the referee waved a yellow card at the 28-year-old who, believing he had been booked in the first half, departed without waiting for a red to follow. However, the referee called Ferri back onto the pitch before checking his bookings list and ordering him off again. The game then became a soap opera as the ref consulted his assistants and called Ferri back onto the field, this time to stay, although his team still lost 1:0. The confusion arose from the first half booking (for arguing) of Francesco Signori. He was wearing the number 88 shirt, Ferri the number 81.
Football Headlines - Ferguson misquoted - when he was reported as saying he wanted to bury the hatchet ahead of the game with Chelsea, what he actually said was that he wanted to bury a hatchet in a Chelsea head before the game. (Ed. - Don’t you have that the wrong way around, Ear? Nope.) Father Rooney - ‘I haven’t a clue what else I could have done,’ [if he had not become a footballer] Rooney told The Sun. ‘I wasn’t really the best in school. I always enjoyed RE, so maybe a priest.’ Better off as a footballer and father of a different kind, perhaps, priesthood isn't the kind of employment they offer down at the job centre. And it (father of a different kind) came to be… Rooney Baby Born Wearing Football Boots - ‘Just like his dad,’ said proud grandmother, Jeanette. ‘He (the baby) gave me a good (playful) kicking while I was pregnant,’ said joyful mum, Coleen. Rooney Baby Named - Wayne and Coleen have announced the name of their new child, as Kai. The name could be a corruption of Sir Kay, a knight of the Round Table but is probably not a corruption of the Korean motor company, Kia. It is unlikely to be associated with ‘Kai’, a kind of throat singing practised in the Altai Republic, or the Japanese pronunciation of 怪 (pinyin guài) meaning ‘strange’ or ‘unusual’, or ‘Kai’, Māori cuisine or food, or ‘Kai’, the Hawaiian word for the deep sea, or the ‘Kai Ken’, an ancient and treasured Japanese dog breed of the Spitz family. Sources say that a friend of Wayne’s by the name inspired the choice. The over-the-moon new parents were going to name the child in honour of Rooney's mentor and Manchester United manager, but thought that 'Mr Ferguson' was too formal. Overall, though, congratulations are in order, and let's hope the lad becomes a footballing chip off the old block. Or a priest.
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Arsenal v Spurs - 3:0 – A bad day for Gomes and Spurs generally, two goals scrambled in by Van Persie and one given away from the kick-off (Fabregas). If Spurs had not conceded the first goal there would have been no easy second goal from the kick-off, and then who knows? Sir H. might have to do something about Gomes, when he's good he's very, very good, but when he's bad, he's horrid. He reminds Your Ear of Bruce Grobbelaar, whose great natural ability often went AWOL.
Bolton v Chelsea - 0:4 - Chelsea thumped Bolton by a margin of 4 goals for the second time in a week (the Carling Cup was the other occasion). After 45 minutes Lampard scored from a penalty, but Chelsea had had many chances before that. And afterwards, as well, first Deco, then Knight (o/g) then a very nicely worked move which Drogba finished off for Chelsea’s fourth. Ancelotti, who was mainly pleased with Chelsea’s ability to concentrate, said ‘The team is very happy.’ Although consistent, he was probably not 100% right - even though he was fit Joe Cole had to sit this one out on the bench. Chelsea dominated from start to finish and are the in-form top four league side of the day.
Man Utd v Blackburn - 2:0 - Two very good goals by Berbatov and Rooney, and despite a miss by Owen and an offside decision which went in ManU’s favour, gave United a straightforward win over a depleted Blackburn. United were not as convincing as Chelsea, but this was a welcome recovery from their defeat at Anfield last week. ManU continue to dog league-leaders, Chelsea, which makes their forthcoming away tie to the Blues very interesting, and fairly critical to both. But before that ManU and Chelsea have to face CSKA Moscow and Atletico Madrid respectively.
Burnley v Hull - 2:0 - Your Ear is rarely sympathetic to Hull, but this time their luck was ‘lost in the post’, delayed by the strike, possibly. The first goal (Burnley’s Alexander) was conceded to a doubtful penalty decision. Geovanni’s well-taken free kick equalizer was disallowed and then he was sent off (also a result of at least one dubious decision). Alexander scored again to twist the knife in Hull’s bruised and bloody torso. Phil Brown is becoming philosophical about Hull’s position, performance, luck (or its absence) and debatable refereeing decisions. The captain on the bridge of a sinking ship or a resolute, determined man who can and will turn things around? Your Ear hopes he is wrong, but isn’t that the sound of waves lapping?
Sunderland v West Ham - 2:2 - West Ham went two up through Franco and Cole, but then the biters were bit. Just as they had recovered from Arsenal’s two goal lead the week before, the Hammers allowed Sunderland back into the game - Reid scored a good free kick, then histrionics on the part of Ilunga got Sunderland’s Kenwyn Jones sent off, aided and abetted by West Ham coaching staff running onto the field as if their man had been pole-axed rather than having his hair ruffled. In Your Ear’s view Jones pushed Ilunga because Ilunga had put his head into Jones's chest (not a head-butt, but not innocent either). Rugby players must double up with laughter watching professional footballers acting like big girls' blouses. It's becoming a joke, and Your Ear, who admits to a soft spot for West Ham (London club, Zola as manager, etc) felt that Richardson's equalizer for 10 man Sunderland was just deserts.
Stoke v Wolves - 2:2 - This was a point well-earned by Wolves. An own goal (Elokobi) put Stoke in front, then Etherington's excellent volley doubled their score. However, in the second half, when Milijas had come on and after much endeavour, Craddock, albeit offside, got one back, then headed home a second to square the match. Stoke were very good in the first half but ‘take ‘em when you can,’ seems to be the appropriate motto, particularly for Wolves.
Everton v Aston Villa - 1:1 - Bilyaletdinov scored a goal right on half time to put Everton ahead, but Villa are nothing if not determined and after applying much pressure Agbonlahor’s good work allowed Carew (having come on as a substitute) to score on the rebound to draw level. Bilyaletdinov had the misfortune to be shown a red card, probably for showing his studs in a tackle on Petrov. To keep the game in the balance the ref then sent off Cuellar for a second foul. Again it did not look that severe but he went, anyway, and the game limped on to finish a draw, a result more welcomed by injury-hit Everton than Villa.
Portsmouth v Wigan - 4:0 - Dindane got a hat-trick as Portsmouth broke their duck with a vengeance. Dindane scored Portsmouth’s first and Frederic Piquionne their second in the first half. Dindane wrapped things up neatly against a stunned Wigan with two more in the second half, one from a penalty decision earned by ‘old rubber feet’ Kanu. ‘We've been working hard for months without having a lot to show for it,’ said manager Paul Hart. ‘We set off like trains and kept that up for the full 90 minutes. I've been stood here every Saturday trying to explain why we haven't got the results. That was certainly a reward for our efforts.’ Portsmouth really looked good for the ticket money. And, like Chelsea’s, this victory is a repeat of a 4:0 score-line, when Portsmouth demolished Stoke in the Carling Cup. Onwards and upwards for Portsmouth, Your Ear predicts.
Birmingham v Man City - 0:0 - Birmingham always looked the more likely side, even though City players cost their owners £120m+ more. A well-taken penalty (missed by James McFadden rather than saved by Shay Given) would have won the game for Birmingham. If Birmingham work as hard as they did in this match for the rest of the season they will stay up, particularly if they get their rumoured £40m cash injection for the next transfer window. Fourth draw in a row for an unconvincing City.
With a quarter of the season gone and taking account of the recent successes of some of the newly promoted and ‘lesser’ clubs it makes one wonder who will be going down at the end of the season. Besides Hull, of course.
Brown Loses Plot As Duffen Quits - Paul Duffen resigned as Hull chairman, following the club's bad start to the season. The accounts are also in difficulty; Hull will need to raise £23m if they are relegated, £16m if they survive. Speculation over the future of both Duffen and Phil Brown led to Hull denying that Brown had been sacked ahead of the forthcoming Burnley game. Bookmakers duly stopped taking bets on Brown being the next Premier League manager to lose his job. At a news conference Brown said: ‘I think the players are a million percent behind me and hopefully that will show in the performance on Saturday.’ (Ed. - 100% would do, Phil). Asked why Duffen had quit, Brown said: ‘I don't think it was on football results, I think it was on the business of football and unfortunately that's the case. It's difficult to separate the two but one does tend to run a business as well as a football club and I run the football side of things and I remain in charge for the match on Saturday obviously.’ (Ed. - Obviously? Dean Windass, whose goal won Hull Premiership promotion, said of Brown; ‘it was time he got moved on’). In a prepared statement, Brown began by saying: ‘We’ve had tremendous, unprecedented success with Paul over the last 2½ years and I would personally like to thank him for all his support. But unfortunately the game has and always will be about change. We have a big game on Saturday to prepare for and that is my sole purpose at this moment in time. I cannot and will not respond to ridiculous speculation surrounding the business of this football club whether it be in reference to the accounts or a replacement for Paul.’ (Ed. - What about reasonable speculation? And given that it was a prepared statement why was Phil only barely coherent?). Duffen's departure came after a day after Adam Pearson quit his chairmanship of Derby County. Pearson promptly joined Hull and is reported to be ready to take an axe to the necks of under-performing highly paid players. But Brown is safe for another week, at least. Most of the foregoing took place before Hull’s loss to Burnley on Saturday. Although I'm sure they know what they are doing, if I were a bookie I'd still be taking bets on Brown to go.
International Headlines (to keep us in perspective) - Thousands Queue For Last Big Mac - Icelanders lined up at McDonald's restaurants to order their final Big Macs before the US fast-food chain abandoned the crisis-hit island on Saturday as a result of soaring costs. Cabbies Can Carry On Viewing - A South Korean court has rejected an attempt to prosecute Seoul taxi drivers for one of their scariest habits - watching television while driving. (Ed. - wonder what their other scary habits are?) Firm To Pawn Luxury Handbags - A Hong Kong firm has launched a series of TV commercials offering personal loans in exchange for ladies' luxury handbags. They expect brisk business from normally wealthy women who are suffering during the economic downturn. Pilot Asks Passengers To Pray - A concerned Iranian airline pilot asked passengers to start praying after his plane suffered a technical problem, highlighting the worrying record of Tehran's aircraft once more. Man Tries To Rob Bank With Spoon - A would-be robber threatened a cashier, holding a teaspoon to her neck, pretending it was a knife. But the two women behind the counter at the bank in the southern Polish city of Lublin were not fooled, and frightened the man away by screaming. Police have compiled a photo-fit of the suspect. And of the spoon.
Football Story Of The Week - The Stoke team experienced a mid-air drama when their 50-seat private aircraft was forced to make an emergency landing at Gatwick. Returning from Portsmouth on Tuesday night, following their 4:0 thrashing in the Carling Cup by Pompey, players alerted crew to a burning smell in the cabin. Rather than continue (to East Midlands Airport) the captain chose to land at Gatwick, where they were met by fire engines. Stoke's miserable night was not improved by their journey home by coach at 1.35am. Police are investigating potential sabotage by Spurs fans, who were incensed at losing to Stoke the previous weekend. They (the boys in blue) are also considering the possibility that the burning smell was the result of a celestial lightning strike conjured up by Saint Hal. Or that it was holy smoke, blown into the noses of the Stoke players. That’ll learn ‘em.
Another Football Story Of The Week - A Vicenza player twice ordered from the field by the referee during a Serie B match away to Modena still finished the game. Michele Ferri was twice sent off by the referee before finally being recalled to the field to complete the game. Seven minutes from time the referee waved a yellow card at the 28-year-old who, believing he had been booked in the first half, departed without waiting for a red to follow. However, the referee called Ferri back onto the pitch before checking his bookings list and ordering him off again. The game then became a soap opera as the ref consulted his assistants and called Ferri back onto the field, this time to stay, although his team still lost 1:0. The confusion arose from the first half booking (for arguing) of Francesco Signori. He was wearing the number 88 shirt, Ferri the number 81.
Football Headlines - Ferguson misquoted - when he was reported as saying he wanted to bury the hatchet ahead of the game with Chelsea, what he actually said was that he wanted to bury a hatchet in a Chelsea head before the game. (Ed. - Don’t you have that the wrong way around, Ear? Nope.) Father Rooney - ‘I haven’t a clue what else I could have done,’ [if he had not become a footballer] Rooney told The Sun. ‘I wasn’t really the best in school. I always enjoyed RE, so maybe a priest.’ Better off as a footballer and father of a different kind, perhaps, priesthood isn't the kind of employment they offer down at the job centre. And it (father of a different kind) came to be… Rooney Baby Born Wearing Football Boots - ‘Just like his dad,’ said proud grandmother, Jeanette. ‘He (the baby) gave me a good (playful) kicking while I was pregnant,’ said joyful mum, Coleen. Rooney Baby Named - Wayne and Coleen have announced the name of their new child, as Kai. The name could be a corruption of Sir Kay, a knight of the Round Table but is probably not a corruption of the Korean motor company, Kia. It is unlikely to be associated with ‘Kai’, a kind of throat singing practised in the Altai Republic, or the Japanese pronunciation of 怪 (pinyin guài) meaning ‘strange’ or ‘unusual’, or ‘Kai’, Māori cuisine or food, or ‘Kai’, the Hawaiian word for the deep sea, or the ‘Kai Ken’, an ancient and treasured Japanese dog breed of the Spitz family. Sources say that a friend of Wayne’s by the name inspired the choice. The over-the-moon new parents were going to name the child in honour of Rooney's mentor and Manchester United manager, but thought that 'Mr Ferguson' was too formal. Overall, though, congratulations are in order, and let's hope the lad becomes a footballing chip off the old block. Or a priest.
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